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@sookiefournier
TEXT 🥃 GOOKIE
Gigi: I'm glad it amuses you guys at least because I'm a few seconds away from planning an intervention for her, or at least finding someone else to do it. Like he seems... harmless, I guess? But just ew.
Sookie: You should! Richie says that you should invite us but we’ll probably laugh even more. NUKA THE GENTLEMAN!!!!! Nuka’s definitely harmless and he’s a great person when you get past all the other things! But GENTLEMAN??? FOR EVIE??? wild!!
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TEXT 🥃 GOOKIE
Gigi: She told me she had a boyfriend, I asked who, and she said, and I quote, "The lucky gentleman Nuka 😋". Also, you knew they were together and didn't tell me?
Sookie: The lucky gentleman Nuka OH MY GOD. I read it out loud when I saw that and Richie’s in the room so now we both can’t stop laughing. WHAT? He’s my roommate, I knew something was happening with her but I didn’t know she was getting brain damage from it!!
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Gigi: Because Evie just did and I'm wondering if I should be worried about her or not.
Sookie: She said whaaaa? Was it like an accident maybe?? Is she secretly dating another Nuka somehow and got them confused?
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Gigi: Hey Sook, how many shots would it take for you to refer to Nuka as a gentleman?
Sookie: As many as it would take to kill me. Why?
TEXT 😼 NOOKIE
Nuka: I REFUSE! THE FACT THAT YOU GOT FLOOFY WITHOUT EVEN WARNING ME AND YOU NAMED IT SOMETHING AS STUPID AS FLOOFY LETS ME KNOW WITH 100% CERTAINTY THAT I'LL NEVER LIKE THAT CAT! HOW would that be gross?! It'd be useful at least. HE WAS RUDE TO ME, I'M GOING TO BE RUDE TO HIM BACK! I'll toss you out of a one-story window then! You'll just be a little banged up but that's it.
Sookie: FLOOFY IS A GOOD STRONG NAME! AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HER!!! BECAUSE IT'S A CAT, IT'S A HYGENE ISSUE! HE WASN'T EVEN BEING RUDE TO YOU! QUIT IT! I literally do not deserve this! Stop it!
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TEXT 🕵️ CHOOKIE
Chad: I'm not being a jerk about your dad? I'm even warning you! According to my mom, she mentally and physically abused her for years, so.
Sookie: You keep saying snide annoying things about his weight and how weird it is that someone thin would want him. And she's been on the isle of the lost paying for that for decades, I'm sure she's changed by now.
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Chad: Not really, I've never been cheated on. It's just true though, it happens. Oh. Well, it looks good on her. It helps that I couldn't see her face, but knowing it's her... well, yeah, that makes more sense why she's with your dad now. Good luck with that. She's kind of a jerk.
Sookie: Could YOU stop being a jerk about my dad? He's an amazing person and he found someone that makes him really happy. And according to him she's not even that mean.
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Chad: Anyone can be a cheater. And no, not really. Frankly just the fact that she was so much thinner than him was too distracting from the start.
Sookie: I'm sure you know that better than anyone, but he's not. She's probably so much thinner because she was on the Isle for the last couple decades.
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Chad: Then he's cheating on her.
Sookie: My dad isn't a cheater. Did you look away from her ass long enough to see her hair color?
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Chad: No.
Sookie: YEP!
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TEXT 🕵️ CHOOKIE
Chad: You're welcome? You're far more excited about getting a hot stepmom than I thought you'd be.
Sookie: Uh no. That's not what I'm excited about but SPEAKING OF STEP! Have you seen Anastasia Tremaine lately? Well from the FRONT anyway? Because /she's/ who my dad's dating!
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Chad: Yes! Usually, if someone's a dog face, they don't bother keeping their ass in shape.
Sookie: Oh my goodness this is THEEEEE best day of my life! Thank you so much, Chad!
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Chad: Based on her ass, yes!
Sookie: So you looked at this woman's ass and thought she was an EIGHT?
TEXT 🕵️ CHOOKIE
Chad: I wish I was kidding! A 4 with an 8? It's unheard of!
Sookie: You think that woman was an 8? Omg omg omg
TEXT 🕵️ CHOOKIE
Chad: I saw your father earlier this week, by the way. Or at least, I think I did. If it was him, he was on a date with someone WAY out of his league. I didn't even get to see her face but she was still way too hot for him. How'd he manage that?
Sookie: Omg! I'd be so angry at you rn if it wasn't for how OVERWHELMINGLY funny this text is. This is a joke right?
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TEXT 😼 NOOKIE
Nuka: I DON'T HATE EVERYTHING! I LIKE BEER! I LIKE WEARING UNDERWEAR STRAIGHT OUT OF THE DRYER! I LIKE WHEN HOT GIRLS PRETEND I'M INTERESTING! BUT I HATE ANIMALS AND NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH ONE?! I'VE ONLY BARELY GOT USED TO LIVING WITH YOU!!! And? CAN SHE DO TRICKS? DOES SHE MAKE MONEY? CAN SHE MIX A MEAN DRINK? BECAUSE OTHERWISE NO, I WON'T LOVE HER! AND NOPE, RICHIE DESERVES LIKE A WEEK OF ME IGNORING HIM RIGHT BEFORE BEDTIME, AND I HOPE HE HAS EVIL DREAMS! And I don't deserve a CAT, so after you've been tossed out a window, maybe we'll be closer to even!
Sookie: YOU HATE MOST THINGS! BUT MAYBE YOU CAN LEARN TO LOVE ANIMALS! OR AT LEAST JUST FLOOFY! WE CAN TEACH HER HOW TO DO THOSE THINGS! Except drink mixing because that would be gross. SHE’S SO LOVABLE, YOU MIGHT! NO HE DOESN’T DONT BE RUDE! Yes you doooooo! AND NO WE WONT BECAUSE I’LL BE DEAD!!
TEXT 😼 NOOKIE
Nuka: I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE YOU'RE A MENACE! EXHIBIT A -- THE CAT IN OUR DAMN APARTMENT! BUT FINE, I'LL LET YOU TRY AND PROVE ME WRONG! What do you mean WHY?! I spend a lot of time in my car, just like I do in my room, it has to be a nest too! IT'S NOT EXCITING! IT'S UNWANTED! AND TELL RICHIE HE'S A TRAITOR AND I HATE HIM AND HE'S NOT GETTING A GOOD NIGHT FROM ME TODAY. That's not a choice! I'll throw you then. As soon as I get home, I'm picking you up and BAM, out the window you go!
Sookie: I'M NOT A MENACE! I'M WONDERFUL AND LOVING AND I GOT US A CAT THAT ONLY YOU HATE. AND YOU HATE EVERYTHING SO IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL VIOLATION! But you drive other people in it!!!! IT IS VERY EXCITING AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HER! DON'T BE MEAN TO RICHIE BECAUSE HE SEES THE VALUE IN A GOOD PET! SAY GOOD NIGHT TO HIM! It is now! Don't throw me out a window! I don't deserve this violence!