Nathaniel James Stark-Rogers

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

Truly the best shit on the internet here.

“Spare me this mockery of justice!” (A few minutes later, a with a different character) “Silence! Or you shall be held in contempt of court!” “I have nothing *but* contempt for this court!” The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

“For every kid that dreams up the electric lightbulb, there’s one who dreams up the atom bomb.” - Mr. Electric, The Adventures of Sharkboy And Lavagirl (2005).

“I like turtles!” - turtle kid

Brennan just being possessed by the soul of Terry Pratchett for a hot second.

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Finding a chocolate chip granola bar at the bottom of his bag he held it up triumphantly turning back around in the seat. Opening the package he broke it in half offering half of it to Hades. “Yeah they were really interesting. A few things. Like card stock is better for scrapbooking than I thought. But it was mostly just people comparing how they scrapbooked to others.”

Nate hummed softly glancing up from his article. He’d fallen into a rabbit hole on different scrapbooking techniques. “Yay! Do we have anything left to eat? I’m hungry.” Setting the phone down he turned around in his seat searching through his bag to see if he could find anything.

“It’s not all bad. We get to spend more time together. I think it’s just that I can’t sit still. Like ever. So I’m just going to be bored because I’m so excited.” Pouting he wrapped his blanket around himself tighter. He wanted the car ride to be over but at the same time he loved riding around with Hades and just spending time with him.

“Haha. Scrapbooking is no joking matter. It’s a very serious hobby.” Shrugging he picked at his nail polish. He needed to repaint his nails. “Maybe later. I think I’m going to read for a little bit. There’s a few articles I’ve been meaning to read but I haven’t had the time.”

Putting his sunglasses on as well Nate nodded in agreement. “Yeah that’s true. Although scrapbooking isn’t always fun you know.” He teased scrolling through Instagram after finding what he was looking for to alleviate his boredom. He didn’t particularly enjoy long car rides and the fact that he was so excited for this trip didn’t help.

"I'd come to visit you almost everyday. We'd meet up in this lagoon area. Sometimes I'd offer you gifts but you'd only take them if I'd actually paid for them. Somehow you always knew when something was stolen." Belial smiled as he thought about the dream. "I'd float in the water and you'd swim up. You could've dragged me under but I didn't care."

“That’s actually so cute? I wonder how I knew. Although who knows with dreams.” Humming softly he stood up and rounded the little table they were eating at to sit in Belial’s lap. Pulling his plate back over to him he cut off a piece offering it to the other. “I don’t think I’d ever do anything to hurt you. Whether it’s in a dream or not.”

Belial sets the folded sheet down on the chair and carries out the food and drinks on a large tray outside. He sets the tray down on the table underneath the overhang. "Breakfast has arrived. What kind of syrup would you like?"

Nate clapped excitedly as breakfast was set on the table. “No syrup. But I’ll take strawberry jam if you have it.” Standing he pressed a kiss to his cheek grinning up at him happily. “It smells delicious. And it looks almost too good to eat.”

"Thank you. I like cooking breakfast, and yes I do have strawberry jam." He set a jar of the jam in front of Nate with his food. "How'd you sleep? Good dreams?"

Giggling he took the jam spreading it over his pancakes before taking a bite moaning softly at the taste. It was so good. “I slept really well. Good dreams. You?”

Belial laughed lightly and sat down next him to eat. "I'll take that sound as you saying you like the food. Yeah I had good dreams. I dreamt I was a pirate."

Blushing he swallowed before nodding. “I do like it. It’s very good.” Laughing softly he leaned back in his chair wiggling his toes in the little bit of sunlight that reached below the overhang. “Really? A pirate? We’re you searching for treasure?”

Belial sets the folded sheet down on the chair and carries out the food and drinks on a large tray outside. He sets the tray down on the table underneath the overhang. "Breakfast has arrived. What kind of syrup would you like?"

Nate clapped excitedly as breakfast was set on the table. “No syrup. But I’ll take strawberry jam if you have it.” Standing he pressed a kiss to his cheek grinning up at him happily. “It smells delicious. And it looks almost too good to eat.”

"Thank you. I like cooking breakfast, and yes I do have strawberry jam." He set a jar of the jam in front of Nate with his food. "How'd you sleep? Good dreams?"

Giggling he took the jam spreading it over his pancakes before taking a bite moaning softly at the taste. It was so good. “I slept really well. Good dreams. You?”

Belial sets the folded sheet down on the chair and carries out the food and drinks on a large tray outside. He sets the tray down on the table underneath the overhang. "Breakfast has arrived. What kind of syrup would you like?"

Nate clapped excitedly as breakfast was set on the table. “No syrup. But I’ll take strawberry jam if you have it.” Standing he pressed a kiss to his cheek grinning up at him happily. “It smells delicious. And it looks almost too good to eat.”