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No, I was told it was bad by the numerous historical accounts of mass murder and totalitarian autocracy. It failed, it lost the Cold War, and now Europe is free. Democracy and the will of the people triumphed over one-party dictatorships from Prague to Warsaw. Get over it.
I didn't need the gringos to told me that communism is bad.
I LIVED it to see how it destroyed my country (Venezuela).
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You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?
Reblog with who you get stuck with~
my fuckin cat
THE SUN
a turtleduck
Jim and Nomura… and Enrique… in the dark lands 💔 fahhhhh
MY WIFE :DDDD and also jax and also angeldust
Honestly peakness ngl
Luz and Amity from toh
Honestly?
Pretty cool
Luigi Mangione 🤤
Elder faerieeeee
MR BURNS IN A MARILYN MONROE DRESS god damn 😍
my axolotl
Dan and Phil. This is very funny considering that dream Phil had about being stuck in an elevator
All of the dead poets society
My dad and siblings 😭
Ritsu kageyama, I’m walking out of there with four of my limbs signed bro I am NOT missing out on an opportunity like that
v1 ultrakill. im going to fucking die
If we going with my tablet it’s Wagyu objectified which if you touch him once you get assimilated ok
If we going with my phone it’s 2 of my ocs both which are extremely deadly and probably would want to kill me
Taka and Mondo from danganronpa v1 im so fucking SCARED🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Taka and Mondo
from danganronpa v1
im so fucking SCARED🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
(Selunite) Shadowheart. Yes, please!
Chk-chak. PEW PEW PEW!
What the fuck
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If the Scottish guy is short, hairy, and swings an axe it's fantasy.
If the Scottish guy is in the engine room, fixing stuff and speaking technobabble, it's sci fi.
What if the Scottish guy is fixing stuff and speaking technobabble while being short, hairy and swinging a power axe?
Then you have Samurai Jack
this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda
Luke’s face is what makes this.
For today’s lucky 10k who have not seen the sacred texts – enjoy. It will be stuck in your head for a while.
A spaceship entered Earth's orbit and broadcast a message:
"We are the Interstellar Library. Do you want to swap? We have thousands of stories."
There were many replies.
The library was silent for a whole day, then:
"What do you mean, 'We have millions'?"
"And that's just on AO3!"
had this image appear in my mind after falling asleep while playing pokemon with my friend at 3 AM. I was crylaughing while trying to describe it to him
which of these is funny
steve martin
horse
Not Who That Is
If the poll had the right name (Jay Leno), I'd have voted horse. But Steve Martin is actually funny
This Day In History The Invention Of The Hand Job
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PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.
AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.
CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.
Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.
PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over
IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"
Customer: Forgot
to put my orange juice on
the conveyer belt.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The Comic Store (from 2019)
via @123i321 you can't just leave that in the tags
So at least he didnt break the 15 minute rule.
(source)
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Teto!!
Ideas are always welcome! Ideas are free to use.
The boulder pushing punishment is iconic. But I think more people should know the reason Sisyphus was punished to begin with, which was for cheating death, twice.
The first time he cheated death, Sisyphus had just angered Zeus by revealing the location of the Asopid Aegina whom Zeus abducted. Which is super valid, fuck Zeus.
Sisyphus knew that Zeus would send the god of death Thanatos after him, so he prepared a trap and trapped Thanatos in the chains meant for him.
After that, nothing on Earth was able to die so long as Thanatos was in chains. Which meant no animals could be sacrificed to the gods. This angered the gods, who made Sisyphus' life so miserable with pain and illness that he would beg for death. And so he released Thanatos.
But then came the second time Sisyphus cheated death. As he was dying, he asked his wife to dump his naked corpse in the middle of the public square. Denied a proper burial, his soul ended up on the far side of the river Styx, unable to cross.
He complained to Hades and Persephone about how his wife disrespected him, and begged them to let him return briefly to the world of the living to scold her and make her bury him properly. They agreed, and Sisyphus returned to life. He then embraced his wife, and refused to return to the Underworld.
It's only when he finally died of old age that he was sent to Tartarus and punished with the boulder.
I don't remember where I've seen it, but I like the interpretation that Sisyphus doesn't have to push the boulder. He can choose to stay in Tartarus and rest. But he was promised that if he managed to push the boulder to the top of the mountain, he'll ascend to Elysium.
And Sisyphus, in his stubbornness and cleverness, refuses to give up on a challenge.
One must indeed imagine Sisyphus happy, planning and scheming about how he'll cheat the gods next.
@heydocverdant Don't hide this gem in the tags.
