ant200

the world is my whale carcass

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

My fucking damn daniel machine broke down last night and i dont have enough credits to get it fixed until next month

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

@ant200

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

they should pay trans women to hang out and smoke weed