Eleanor update! Dinner is late. Do you see how empty her table is???
Well no. You don't. Because Eleanor.
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Eleanor update! Dinner is late. Do you see how empty her table is???
Well no. You don't. Because Eleanor.

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Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
torchic and piplup play in the water
redrew this in my pixel art learning!
I love a good HFY / Humans Are Space Orks post, and I think one element of Humans weโre sleeping on is an instinctual understanding of ballistics.
I mean, I get why itโs not as popular here on Tumblr dot com, given itโs kinda a jock/military adjacent thing, but like. Our ability to just. Pick up a small, firm object, judge its internal inertia and mass by holding it for a bit, and then flinging it with the kind of accuracy and speed Humans are capable of is.
Like thereโs another post about how Humans in an alien zoo would probably be breaking out constantly, since we consider escape rooms to be a fun courtship ritual, but
imagine the aliens who are designing the enclosures just so happen to pick up, say, a devoted amateur baseball pitcher. Not even a legend by any means, just somebody whoโs practiced with intention. And one day theyโre watching her pass some time and blow off some steam by doing some pitching practice and they realize to their mounting horror that this gal can turn literally anything she can wrap her digits around into a ballistic weapon.
tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on
on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career
you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly
its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process
exactly

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Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today
(uses the โmake your character say something while not actually saying itโ writing advice i saw on here once)
(character interactions are now 200% more fun to write)
holy shit what
Pray tell, how does this advice work? For a friend
The way Iโm familiar with it is:
Before:
โBluh, I donโt wanna go to schoolโ Sarah grumbled, โIโm too tired.โ
And now, when neither Sarah nor the narration are allowed to directly say that sheโs tired or doesnโt want to go to school:
Sarah glowered at her backpack, still yet to be zipped up. She stifled a yawn, and found her gaze drifting back to her comfy, cozy bed. โI couldโฆ skip a day,โ she muttered, before shaking those thoughts from her head.
Reminder for folks who
1: are new too writing
2: struggle to remember all this stuff WHILE theyโre writing, and/or
3: feel like their writing is lacking even when they know this stuff
THIS IS A TIP BEST SAVED FOR REVISION!! A lot of stuff like this is! When youโre writing a first draft, the only thing you should be worried about is getting the message on the paper. My โfirst draftโ usually looks more like a rough outline and jumps around between eloquent prose, emojis, sincere dialogue, and sometimes things like โblinking white guy dot gifโ. Because that gif has a very specific emotion, right? But itโs hard to put into words, itโs time consuming, and when Iโm just trying to get my thought out before it slips away from me, I donโt want to stop and ponder how best to go about it.
In your first or second pass, itโs okay and normal to say โI donโt want to skip school. Iโm tired.โ As long as the improved/revised version makes it to the final product, youโre a-okay. ๐
PS: if youโre a fanfic author and youโre just creating for the fun of it, you can disregard this entirely if you want. I looked at this and thought โyeah but thatโs a lot of workโ and then remembered that I donโt have to do it when Iโm not Writing Professionally. Is it objectively good advice? Yes. Do I HAVE to do it when Iโm just posting things on the internet for free? Absolutely not.
friends to lovers?? what about friends AND lovers?? why canโt it be both??

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In Copenhagen you can visit The Round Tower. It used to be an astronomical observatory until light pollution and the vibrations from increased traffic in the streets made it useless for its original purpose.
Today itโs mostly famous for what it looks like on the inside.
It has an equestrian staircase though itโs so smooth itโs really just a gentle slope more than a staircase. It was build like that so our lazy bum king could ride his horse all the way to the top (king not in photo)
And naturally people have also driven cars up the tower
And held a bike race
For a while it was just sort of abandoned by the authorities and became a sloping marketplace
But today it has been restored and become a tourist spot as well as a popular destination for school trips. And yes, you can still watch the cosmos at the top.
"Tutorial" on how to "draw" a blind OC.
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Boring tired disclaimer: Keep in mind that this is an introductory "drawing" "tutorial" and has some generalizations in it, so not every โX is Zโ statement will be true for Actual People. Which happens to be true for everything in general. Links below so that you can research and do a nuance. Ones that were directly mentioned are bolded.
Man I remember when I was a kid and my mom would take me to the library and I'd come out with a stack of books like a foot+ tall - sometimes the librarians had to override the computer which told us we were checking out Too Much. And I'd get home and I'd plow through like three four five six chapter books in an afternoon and then I'd emerge for dinner only to go back for one more book, which I was still up reading two hours past bedtime and like damn those were the days huh.
Goddamn throwback to when I had an attention span

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