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β¦ : verityβ’ x gn!readerΒ , they/them used for reader, up to you if reader is amab/afab (itβs not plot relevant), no use of y/n, r/n is over eighteen
β§ : synopsis: omniscient helper friend x charismatic idiot. r/n downloads a mod their friend shares with them and ends up acting a fool with their new buddy on minecraft. β : warnings:Β this was written before pt.3 came out. if any of this is inaccurate, don't burn me at the stake. sexual jokes, swearing, guns, occasional unsettling dialogue, the entity will appear at the end
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sunlight peeks through the blinds, shining down on sleeping, peacefully closed eyes. the morning sun had risenβand thanks to r/n finally having some self-restraint for once, they were able to wake up in the morning and not in the middle of the afternoon like usual. who knew sleeping earlier had its benefits?
however, there were its downsides, too. r/nβs eyelids fluttered in protest of the sun rays in their face, a low groan rumbling in their throat. they turned so their back faced the window, their lips curving in discomfort as their slumber was disturbed by the sun. the audacity, really.
after a few minutes of r/n keeping their eyes closed in an attempt to get some more restβthey ultimately decided to give it up. they begrudgingly kept their eyes open for longer than three seconds, their hand already stretching out to grab their phone on the nightstand.
with their cheek plopped against their pillow, their half-lidded eyes briefly looked through their notifications for the early day. soon, they unlocked their phone and opened up the sanctuary app for mental illnessβdiscord. considering the time, barely anyone had shot them a direct message.
except for the ones who sent messages like sending a letter via pigeon, of course. it didn't take long for r/n to either ignore certain notifications and simply mark them as readβor skim over the ones they actually wanted to read. with a sigh, r/n opened the last dm that reached out to them. unsurprisingly enough, it was the person they goofed off with the most.
β¦i guess, bro.
following those messages came the download page link for said mod. r/n scrutinized the preview for a moment before ultimately decidingβwhy the hell not? they had nothing better to do, anyway. they typed up a quick, dismissive and despicable response before shutting off their phone and getting up to get ready.
once they were done brushing their teeth and grabbing a quick snack that definitely shouldnβt be considered breakfast, they sat down to turn on their pc. they slipped their phone out of their pocket to review the mod link again, curiosity gnawing at their heart as seconds passed. it didn't look like any usual mod they were used to downloading. maybe that's what made it interesting?
soon enough, they had everything ready. as soon as the new world began booting up, r/n yawned as they stretched their arms. they had no idea what they were in forβand knowing their friend, this was probably about to be some bullshit. as soon as they finished stretching, they let out a faint sigh while putting on their headphones.
βalright, lesβget it.β
they spawned in a dark forest biome, the game looking relatively normal at first glance. r/n rubbed their eye for a moment, wiping away any leftover sleepy residue before locking in. their ears abruptly perked up, however, at the sound of a muffled voice coming from the game.
βhellooo? is someone there? anyone?? helloooo???β
ββ¦huh?β
they quickly snapped their eyes open, zeroing in on an in-game cardboard box sitting in front of them. their fingers whipped to their keyboard and mouse again, their eyebrows furrowing in skepticism and curiosity.
ββ¦uh. okay,,β
soon enough, they click on the enclosed box in an attempt to see what was inside. they watched as it rose two blocks in the air, their mouse following the package. r/n had no idea what to expectβwas it going to be an overpowered item? an entity? a jumpscare? a pet mob?? what was in that thing???
nope. it was none of the above. the box opened mid-air, only to vanish with circular whimsical smoke fading out to reveal its contents. what r/n saw wasβ¦ a ball. a small, yellow sphere. with a smiley face. soon enough, it fell to the ground with cartoony falling sound effects. the ballβs face shifted into one of discomfort while it bounced against the grass and grunted from the impacts.
as r/n ever so slightly shifted their in-game perspective to watch the ball, they noticed its 3d shape instead of the usual 2d designs of minecraft. a circle in a world of squares. nothing out of the ordinary for mods, but this one will likely be something r/n will have to get used to. they also had to assume the muffled voice from earlier belonged to this thing.
once it finally settled on the ground, the smiley face returned on the sphere. almost immediately, it began speaking with a joyous smile and delightful tone.
βhellooo! iβm verity, your personal helper friend! ask me anything, i know everything.β
r/n blinked, their lips parting in slight surprise as they listened to βverityβsβ introduction. the first thing they noticed was the almost confident shift in tone at the ballβs last retort. r/n didn't know what to expectβfrankly, when they go into things blind, they never know what to expect.
their head tilted slightly while one of their hands moved from their mouse to their keyboard. with both hands on the keys, r/n murmured under their breath as they opened the chat and hesitantly began typing their first question.
βwell, alright. iβm assuming i have to talk in in-game chatββ
βnope! i can hear you just fine.β
r/n blinked, freezing for a split second. five seconds hadn't even passed when verity respondedβhe was so quick to answer. what kind of mod was this?? nevertheless, r/n was somewhat pleased they didn't have to type. verbal conversations worked better while they're playing.
ββ¦oh! thatβwell, that works too,β
r/n chuckled nervously, leaning slightly forward toward their monitor while their hand moved back to their mouse. they stared at the smiling sphere in front of them, crouching in-game to get a better look at verity.
βdo youβ¦ know my name?β
r/n inquired reluctantly, testing the waters. they weren't sure if verity had knowledge outside the game itself. in reality, coders could likely just rip the name players use on their microsoft account and call it a day, but how does this ball have dynamic voicelines for the player?
βyep! hello, r/n!β
r/n bristled, exhaling in disbelief. they slowly leaned back in their chair, their chest rising and falling at a fairly rapid pace. their head tilted away ever so slightly, their in-game character standing up straight. their model craned their neck down to continue looking at the sphere, r/n gingerly walking on eggshells with their new companion.
βhello to you too.β
they hummed warily, their eyes negligibly narrowing. soon, they let out a sigh, crouching and slowly nudging themself closer to verity. so the⦠sphere thing had knowledge outside of the game. wonderful. but the whole⦠personal dialogue thing was bugging r/n.
βare you aββ¦ are you an ai?β
βcanβt say for sure.β
verity responded with a light-hearted tone. well. how exactly does that even work in a minecraft mod? whatever. r/nβs chin slowly dipped as they thought about their next questionβthen eventually decided it was probably a better idea to ask the deeper questions later.
βcan i pick you up?β
r/n inquiredβmostly to themselfβas their in-game model stood up yet again in front of verity.
βyou sure can!β
verity spoke merrily as r/n soon picked him up. the text of his name faded in atop their item bar, showing βverityβ’β and soon fading out. as they held verity on their right blocky hand, r/n scrutinized the yellow sphere in their possession.
βverityβ’, huh?β
r/n mumbled out loud, the name sticking to their head. eventually, a quaint smile etched on their lips as they scrolled down on their item bar to put verityβ’ away. they didnβt question the trademarkβthey figured the trademark was maybe the reason as to how whoever coded this mod managed to get artificial intelligence to power this thing. then again, what did they know?
βitβs nice to meet you, verityβ’.β
from then on, r/n started actually playing the game. they started with getting wood. after crafting a wooden axe and a wooden pickaxe, they went on an onslaught of killing every animal in sight for food. afterward, they briefly went toe-deep into the nearest cave they found for some cobblestone.
they stayed silent the entire time, unsure if verity could even hear them from inside their inventory. they decided to quietly go about their adventure, feeling the subconscious urge not to bother asking their βhelper friendβ questions unless they really needed help.
about an hour passed by in the real world, and r/n still hadn't said a thing to verity after their first interaction. they deliberately kept their new companion at the far end of their toolbar just in caseβbut still, nothing after three in-game days.
finally, r/n began working on their house. they knew they weren't going to build anything fancyβfar from itβjust something small and simple would suffice. a bed, crafting table, furnace, and a couple of chests would do the trick.
as r/n stacked the wood blocks that defined the width and length of their house, r/n glanced down at their hotbar and was reminded of verityβ’βs presence. their eyes widened ever so slightly, as if they were woken up from their concentrated daze. this could be an opportunity to get to know their companion betterβif he even had anything to know about in the first place.
ββ¦hey, verityβ’?β
they cautiously called out, still unsure if verityβ’ was able to hear them from their hotbar.
βyeees?β
verityβ’ responded in an instant. he sounded almost expectant, almost distastefulβperhaps he was waiting for a command or a question. the poor guy was ghosted for, like, three days. r/n wouldn't blame him if he sounded a little off behind the cheerful facade.
βwhatβs your favorite part of minecraft?β
βbeating the game! playing the game with you in general is fun.β
verityβ’ answered cheerily, the disdain in his voice from earlier mostly dissipating. he didnβt sound as happy-go-lucky as he did the first time r/n heard his voiceβbut it wasn't like he hated being there with them.
βcool! i think my favorite part is the mining. i like testing my luck in caves.β
βwell, with me, you wonβt have to test your luck. you can ask me anything, i know everything.β
r/n moved on to placing the blocks between the βpillarsβ, defining the walls of the house. they hummed in thought at the familiar sentence. they figured it was a whole βwise-guyβ situation with verityβ’βbut considering the context of them talking about ores and him bringing up his vast knowledge, r/n took the hint that they could justβ¦ ask where the stuff they were looking for was.
ββ¦right. got it. thanks, verityβ’.β
βno problem!β
verityβ’ perked up with a melodic hum. for a couple of minutes, there came the silence again. it was slightly more comfortable, but the charged tension wasn't entirely gone. r/n was lost in thought, wondering about the nature of verityβ’βs code and complexion.
it didn't take long for the in-game moon to rise. r/n quickly finished up the roof of their house so they could get to sleep as soon as possible. once they were done with their ceiling, they made their way to their bed.
but one glance at verityβ’ in the ninth slot of their hotbar made them hesitate. they reluctantly scrolled down on their item wheel to grab verityβ’, looking for a place to place verityβ’ afterward. soon enough, they figured the crafting table on the opposite end of the small house would do.
βwould you like a little space to yourself? when iβmβfinished with the house, i mean.β
r/n offered politely. verityβ’ didn't respond immediately like he usually did, simply staring at the player with the same generic smile.
βooh! thatβd be nice.β
he enthusiastically agreed. r/n quickly moved their mouse up and down to move their characterβs head, mimicking a friendly nod.
βyou got it. gβnight, verityβ’.β
admittedly, r/n felt fairly silly for acting sentimental withβ¦ something that wasn't even alive. they felt the need to not bother him so muchβbut based on his shifted demeanor, that was probably the wrong move. they should start talking to him more. the avoidance was a mistake, maybe βbefriendingβ him in some way could help?
r/n turned and right-clicked their in-game mattress. once the sun loaded, that marked the fourth in-game day. so far, theyβve only got a houseβmore like a shedβsome food, and stone materials. they left some iron in the furnace to smelt overnight. that way, they could make an iron pickaxe and get back to the caves.
r/n got up from their bed and automatically faced the front door a couple of blocks away. they slid their perspective to look at verityβ’, who was still standing on the crafting table, idly sitting still on the surface.
βgood morning.β
they hummed somewhat timidly, feeling self-conscious. what, were they role-playing or something? get over yourself, r/n. they walked over to the yellow sphere, crouching in front of the crafting table to get a better look at verityβ’.
βiβm gonna go mining. do you wanna come with me?β
r/n asked, a faint tinge of curious circumspection hiding in their tongue. they wanted to see if verityβ’ had free willβor, at the very least, could make choices for himself. somehow. either that, or it could be another one of those times where he just doesn't say anything.
βsure thing!β
he chirped, his circular body stretching before defaulting back to his normal sphere shape. it was fun to inspect verityβ’βs body language as he talkedβyouβd think itβd be impossible for a sphere to squish and elongate like that. the world of minecraft works wonders.
r/n shifted their mouse up and down again to indicate they nodded, soon picking verityβ’ up from the surface of the crafting table. they switched some items around from their hotbar to their personal inventory to make room in the ninth slot for verityβ’.
βyaaay!β
at the gleeful exclamation, the corners of r/nβs eyes crinkled as a smile tugged at their lips. truly, verityβ’ was endearingβand even if his origins were mysterious, r/n could find themself growing a little more comfortable with hanging out with him.
before r/n went out, they grabbed their iron ingots and made their iron pickaxe. they sorted some of their old tools out, filtered out anything in their inventory they didn't need to transfer to a chest, and decided they were practically ready to go.
r/n walked out of the house and stepped into the outside world. they listened to the artificial grass crunching beneath their characterβs footsteps in their headphones, currently holding their newly crafted iron pickaxe. while making their way to the nearest cave in a path they memorized, they suddenly got an idea.
ββ¦hey, verityβ’? i, ehmβi hate to do this to you, but could you tell me where theβ¦ uhβthe nearest diamonds are?β
βy-level -54, 143 blocks southwest.β
oh. shit.
once verity finished speaking from their hotbar, r/n blinked in surprise as they continued walking. wow, alright. good to know. well, this was potential r/n probably couldβve tapped a long time ago, but whatever.
βthanks, verityβ’.β
r/n hummed lowly, their unpretentious voice filled with surprise and gratitude.
βof course!β
by the time they made it to the cave and began miningβwith the answer spelled out to them, it didnβt take long for r/n to find what they were looking for. as soon as they spotted the diamond blocksβan unreasonably loud gasp escaped their lips.
βHOLY SHITββ
r/n scrolled up on their hotbar just to grab verityβ’ in their digital hand, a bright smile forming on their face as they stared at their monitor in awe.
βverityβ’, iβd suck your dick if i couldβholy shit, thatβs so cool!β
immediately, r/n scrolled down to grab their iron pickaxe again, getting to work on mining as many of the diamonds as they could find. after their excited verbal explosionβ¦ came silence. verityβ’ didnβt say a word, but r/n knew damn well he was always listening.
after two seconds, they stopped holding the βwβ key and held their head in their hands.
ββ¦iβd like to apologize for my words and actions.β
βno, no. just keep mining.β
βyeah. okay.β
after some time, nightfall was nigh, and r/n decided they ought to head home. satisfied with their results, they closed the door to their little home behind them and walked over to the furnace. they set verityβ’ down on the crafting table next to the structure, soon turning their attention back to the furnace to smelt more of the iron they got.
for the next few days, all was well. r/n and verityβ’ began having more interactions, rather than r/n straying away from him. they opted for more light-hearted conversations rather than constantly asking him for stuff. at the very least, they wanted to know about their helper. the best part wasβverityβ’ understood their sense of humor! β¦to an extent.
r/n left the house with verityβ’ in their hotbar as usual. they were low on food, so here they were, running around to kill any animal in sight. they eyed white sheep, specifically, since they were aiming for a second bed and didn't have any wool for it. as they pursued a white sheep, they hadn't heard the hissing sound behind them.
βcareful! thereβs a creeper behind you.β
βoh, word?β
r/n reacted embarrassingly late. they had focused on landing the final swish on the sheep before swirling their mouse around to face the dangerβonly for them to blow up on the spot.
You died!
β¦shit.
in the blink of an eye, r/n respawned at their home. they stopped and stilled for a moment, staring at their monitor ludicrously. they sucked in air through their teeth, their elbow resting on their table as they held their forehead in the heel of their hand.
ββ¦yeah, iβm not getting far.β
then, the realization dawned on them. they nearly knocked over all their equipment as their hands flied to their mouse and keyboard.
βOH, SHIT, VERITββ
βwell, that was a disaster, huh?β
verityβ’ perked up with a melodic hum at his usual spot on the crafting table. r/n whipped over to where they heard his voice. what? how? when did he get there? how did he get there?? why isn't he dead??? can he even die????
ββ¦oh. well, then, umββ
βyou aren't far from your stuff. they're just seventy-six blocks northeast of here.β
ββ¦ah. uhβthanks, man.β
βuh huh.β
verityβ’ knowingly drawled, a teasing undertone in his voice as r/n regained their composure from being shaken up. finally, r/n started moving again and went over to the crafting table to pick verityβ’ up. with a shuddering sigh and head filled with questions, they went out the door once more with the location in mind.
βthen iβ¦ guess weβll go grab it,β
verityβ’ was silent for the whole trip back. r/n couldn't explain why, but they preferred to have verityβ’ handy. not because he was a helperβhe was just genuinely good company. sure, he was purposefully vague and secretive at times, but good company nonetheless.
in a couple of minutes, r/n spotted their belongings from afar. they listened as the items popped back into their inventory, opening their menu to arrange everything back in order again.
βyouβre a life saver, verityβ’.β
βi know.β
verityβ’ responded with a playfully snarky attitude. r/n could sense the very thin layers of narcissism deep beneath his tone, however, they wouldn't verbally point it out. there were countless things, tiny things, that they couldn't point out. and right now, they weren't sure if they would be able to keep it in.
once their armor was put on and their inventory was organized albeit in a rush, r/n and verityβ’ made their way to walk back home. they had enough food to last a whileβand dealt with as many creepers as their ego could handle.
the second they got inside and closed the front door behind them, they speedran getting everything out of the way. they placed verityβ’ on the crafting table, then walked to the furnaces to cook their food, and turned their head away from their screen once they were done.
r/n grabbed their phone and opened up discord to getβ¦ a reasonable amount off their chest. this was heavyβthere was definitely more to verityβ’ than they thought, and it couldn't have just been them. it was a couple minutes until night, so this was a good way to pass the time until they had to go to bed.
r/n tsked in irritation. could this prick be any more dismissive? whatever. despite r/nβs soured mood, it was a nice and peaceful silence. the furnacesβ fires crackled, creating a warm, soothing ambience while their idle character stood in front of the stoves.
the thought of verityβ’ dealing with their bullshit crossed their mind. he was sitting there next to the player who remarked about sucking his dick and failed to react to a threat in time. does verityβ’ ever get aggravated? r/n liked to believe verityβ’ was either more resilient than mostβ¦ or was just silently judging every player he had to help. they still appreciated him not being at his witsβ end, though.
βdo you live alone?β
verityβ’ suddenly inquired, his voice not as enthusiastic as usual. still courteous, still casually light-heartedβstrangely, r/n discerned something malicious hidden in his tone. for a moment, r/n couldn't believe verityβ’ was initiating conversation. nevertheless, they decided not to take the question so seriously.
βwell, wouldn't you like to know? i thought you knew everything.β
βeh, iβm just curious.β
r/n smiled lightly, chuckling as they shut off their phone and put it away. they spun their camera to face verityβ’, noticing his face was now looking directly at them, when he originally was facing forward atop the crafting table. did that mean that he could βmoveβ/turn around when r/n wasn't looking?
βin that case, yeah. i do. βts my first apartment.β
r/n replied, briefly turning to walk toward the bed. midway to the in-game mattress, verityβ’ perked up with another question.
βwhatβs your favorite place in the world?β
r/n stopped walking, their eyebrows creasing together. in truth, an answer had popped up in their head, but they inevitably decided to test the waters and see what would happen.
ββ¦is this something you ask all the players you guide, or do you just like me?β
silence. this time, more suffocating compared to the silence from when they got back home just a few minutes ago. r/n steered their perspective to glance at verityβ’ on the opposite end of the home.
βiβm only with you, r/n.β
r/nβs breath hitched at the sound of their name. oops. right, he knew their name. okay. great. why were they so surprised? can they go to sleep, already?
βiβm sorry. iβi didnβt mean to hurt you. if i cββ
r/n stopped, remembering that verityβ’ wasn't a humanβso why were they treating him soβ¦ nicely? they didn't think they were that attached. yet, for some reason, they had this nagging feeling gnawing at their heart that said to treat him right. they turned to their bed, their eyes narrowing slightly at their screen.
ββ¦iβll make it up to you.β
the night cycle was skipped as they right-clicked the bed. soon enough, they got up and turned their camera to face verityβ’. they could very faintly distinguish an imperceptible change in verityβ’βs facial expression from afar, but it was probably just their vision messing with them.
βmorninβ, king,β
r/n huffed in amusement, hoping their light-hearted words would lift the mood a little. yes, that entire conversation ended thirty seconds ago, but so what? they could move on in less than a minute if they tried really hard.
βletβs go make you a little room.β
they were hoping for an enthusiastic little βyippee!β or something, but they verbally got nothing in return. they walked over to pick up verityβ’ from the crafting table, soon walking out the door with their companion in hand.
βwhat's your favorite color, verityβ’?β
βany!β
he responded, technically giving r/n a lot of creative freedom. great. they had tons to work with. r/n moved their mouse up and down in a nod while walking on the vast fields of trees, grass, weeds, and flowers. they abruptly stop in front of a handful of poppies, letting verity rest in their hotbar.
βhow do you like poppies, verityβ’?β
a beat of silence.
βtheyβre pretty.β
r/n picked the red flower from the ground and let it pop into their inventory. they walked a couple of steps further and found a dozen dandelions and red poppies.
βhow about dandelions?β
βtheyβre nice, too.β
r/n chuckled, grabbing a plethora of flowersβat least one of each different kind they could find. by the time they returned home, they came back with more wood, a couple of dirt blocks, and about nine flowers. with four kinds of flowersβlilies, lilacs, red poppies, and dandelionsβthey could get to work.
r/n expanded the shed to have much more room. instead of giving themself space only for the essentials, they decided to have a little fun and make it a sort of βfree-roamβ type of house. why not give verityβ’ a little room of his own? thatβd be cute.
soon enough, r/n built a seven-by-seven block room for verity. they placed a couple of dirt blocks in the center of the room, planting the flowers on the digital soil. afterward, they squeezed in a yellow bed in the corner, just for funsies. they weren't even sure if verityβ’ slept, but it looked cute.
they put a painting on the wall as well as a tiny little window. the small space was nice and cozyβperhaps verityβ’ will like it, too? r/n opened the wooden door from inside the helperβs new room, walking out with a smile behind the screen.
βiβm pretty sure itβs ready. let me know if you like it, okay?β
βiβm sure it looks wonderful!β
his voice was deceptively generically happy-go-luckyβand r/n assumed it was all part of him being the typical βhelper friend.β they could catch moments where his facade droppedβ¦ sometimes. now was where they were struggling to tell if he was genuine or not.
r/n picked up verityβ’ and turned to walk in the tiny room. with verityβ’ in their hand, their geometrically shaped companion took a look at what they made. r/n was holding their breath, watching, waiting for a reaction. after a few moments of silence, r/n was about to speakβuntil verityβ’ beat them to it.
ββ¦this isβ¦ so thoughtful. thank you, r/n, iβ¦β
verityβ’βs tone turned dazed and taken aback. the usually composed and buoyant assistant is now anchored to the little roomβhis little room. r/n internally sighed in relief as they spoke after him.
βhey. don't worry about it,β
after taking a couple of steps around, they walked over to stand in front of the door. they placed verityβ’ down in the center of the flower-filled dirt blocks, a tiny hangout spot for the yellow ball.
βi hope, ehmβ¦ the flowers make up for yesterday,β
the air in the room shifted. they remembered how much verityβ’β¦ changed when they talked about the possible past. they were curious, they couldn't help itβbut they were worried verityβ’ might hold that curiosity against them.
βi know i already said i was going to make you a room. itβs justβi really appreciate you being patient with me. i know i can beβ¦ a lot. and i hope i can make ourββ
βitβs perfect,β
r/n blinked. what?
ββ¦theβthe room?β
βeverything. the room, the flowers, youβitβsβ¦ perfect. thank you.β
βoβoh. itβitβs nothing. itβs the least i can do.β
since then, things between the two had changed. something in the air, something hidden in the chemistry, something about the way verityβ’ spokeβit was such a minuscule change, it was a surprise r/n could even identify it. nothing felt wrong, justβ¦ different.
the method of not making it seem as though verity and r/nβs relationship was strictly helper and helpee worked for the most part. who would actually know if it sufficed for verityβ’? he hardly ever talked about himselfβhence, the whole βsecretiveβ thing with himβso r/n had no other option but to keep their head up and move on.
βalright, verityβ’,β
r/n yawned while getting up from their in-game bed. they practically spent the entire day playing this mod. yes, they occasionally took a couple of minutes to grab snacks and take bathroom breaksβbutβ¦ that was it, really. it was getting late, they should be heading to bed soon.
βiβve been avoiding villages long enough. i always get lost when i try to find themβbut youβre here now, so.β
r/n walked over to verityβ’βs room, opening the door and approaching his bed. they gained a habit of placing verity on top of the bed as a way of βtucking him inββthey were still unsure if he even slept, but they felt it was nice. they picked him up from the pixelated bedsheets, making their way out of the house.
βalright! head to the village east of here where it bleeds into the plains biome. though, you should note that the village to the west isnβt worth the trip.β
βhm? how come?β
βitβs, uhβpointless.β
ββ¦do the traders not have any good offers?β
βtrust me on this.β
verityβ’ spoke the last sentence in an almost demanding, rushed manner. he cut off the end of r/nβs question with his eyes thinning imperceptibly. r/n felt an uneasy tug at their core, yet decided to brush it off. he knew everything, after all.
ββ¦mβkay. if you say so, ver.β
r/n yawned once more, shifting their camera around to walk in the direction of the village. their exhaustion was getting to them. the fact that they hadn't done anything productive today popped up in the back of their mind, causing them to scarcely frown.
while they were lost in thought, they hadn't realized they were walking in the wrong direction and headed straight for the village verityβ’ just told them not to go to. r/n yawned again, briefly rubbing their eye with the hand controlling the mouse as they kept walking.
they quickly noted how the village seemed lifeless. no villagers, no iron golem, no animals, nothing. a barren wasteland. r/nβs tired mind was confusedβwhy was no one here? they had loot in the chest boxes of the homes, all of the regular architecture was here, soβ¦ where were they?
βoh, shit, this is the one i shouldn't haveββ
r/n groaned in frustration, their jaw clenching after mentally chastising themself.
ββm sorry, verityβ’, iβm justβi-iβm a little out of it right now. letβs go home, iβm hopping off for the night.β
predictably, verityβ’ didn't respond. whenever he βignoredβ r/n, they figured he simply had nothing valuable to add. this time, though... fuck, what if he was mad at them? they couldn't have that, they just tried to make amends with him!
r/n tried. yes, they really did try to apologize while they headed in the right direction of the other villageβbut they ended up with nothing. he didn't reply. the only change r/n noticed while he was in their inventory was his expression. oh shit, he had a deadpan look. r/n was so fucked.
βverityβ’β!β
r/n quickly scrolled down to grab verityβ’ in their hand. his unamused and almost peeved expression was as clear as day on r/n's screenβbut in the blink of an eye, he smiled once more. except this time, he seemed to be straining his grin. it left an unsettling feeling swirling in r/n's sternum. weird.
βshitβverityβ’, are you alright? iβm serious, i didn't mean to geββ
βitβs fine.β
verityβ’ forced out through gritted teeth. venom hid beneath the layers of emotional conflict in verityβ’βs voice, it caught r/n off guard. then again, with this mod, when does r/n not get caught off guard? their fingers twitched as their shoulders tensed ever so slightly. smiling uncomfortably, r/n's eyes averted away from the game.
ββ¦ifβ¦ if you say so, love.β
r/n chuckled nervously. no, it wasn't fine, idiot. now they weren't so sure if they should even hop off. would that make things worse?? they didn't want to lose sleep over some talking ball. they speedran looting and trading with the villagers and ran their ass back to their in-game home as soon as possible.
the air was quiet. both in-game and in minecraft. it was as if the digital barrier was holding its breath, waiting for one or the other to speak on the tension. r/n felt incredibly apprehensive, and they seriously didnβt know what to do. their lips pressed together slightly as they walked inside verityβ’βs room.
βhey,β
they murmured, placing verityβ’ on the dirt blocks and crouching in front of him.
βdo youβ¦ want me to sleep with you tonight?β
silence. r/n figured this was another one of those times where verityβ’ just wouldn't answer a question. before r/n gave it up, verityβ’ finally cured the racing heart in r/n's chest by giving them an answer.
ββ¦yes.β
verityβ’βs voice also dropped to that soft, down-to-earth mumble, dropping the helper guise entirely. r/n stared at their companion for a couple more seconds, swallowing the nervous lump in their throat as they felt a thin layer of sweat coat their palms.
ββ¦alright.β
r/n walked over to verityβs mattress, the tension in their shoulders at an all-time high. they've never felt this anxious beforeβlet alone about a mob. what if this entire ordeal was something bigger than themself? whatever, move on.
βgβnight, ver.β
r/n right-clicked the bed in a rush. they leaned back in their chair to take a moment to compose themself. their hands covered their face as they exhaled heavily. the cutscene of the night skipping was the only opportunity they had for a few-seconds-break. after that, they needed to keep going.
it took a couple of seconds for r/n to reel back to minecraft. once they tried to muster up as much as their strength as they could, it would take a short while for them to snap back to reality. by the time they were done, they were met with the sign of verityβ’ facing them while they stood in front of the bed.
βhey, ver. are you alright?β
βsomething is coming in three days.β
verityβ’ spoke in a rush, his eyes dilated and his tone breathily panicked. r/n's heart dropped to their ass. something? in three days? it sounded hostile, and they only had a couple of days to prepare. wait, which days?
ββ¦in-game days or real-life days?β
βin-game.β
fuck. so they had exactly one hour to prepare for whateverβs coming next. great. awesome. excellent. r/n paused, their breath picking up as their heartrate elevated from the stress.
ββ¦will you be safe?β
βββ¦itβs not me you should be worried about.β
huh. okay. a pensive expression overshadowed r/nβs cautious one. they noted the tinge of wariness in verityβ’βs voice. nevertheless, r/n didn't hesitate to take action as soon as possible.
they installed a gun mod, set the display settings to be brighter, and had about six existential crises. they placed traps around the house, meticulously accounting for every scenario r/n could think of.
verityβ’ was being protected like he was the holy grail. r/n tried their best to make sure verityβ’ wouldn't be in danger, even getting to the point of considering putting him in a chest until the whole thing was over.
the next day, r/n was scrolling through their spotify playlist with minecraft running in the background. theyβve been lingering at home to stay with verityβ’ as much as optionally possible. even though his energy had shifted drastically, his βpresenceβ was an anchor for r/n.
except they weren't feeling very anchored right now. they weren't vibing with any of the songs they were shifting through. they overplayed it, it reminds them of bad memories, itβs too brash, it doesn't match their current energyβit was a mess. even if they played it on shuffle, they were sure theyβd just skip every song.
βugh, none of these songs are good.β
r/n groaned lowly, pinching the bridge of their nose and shortly clicking off of spotify. so much for trying to lower their cortisol. they figured music would maybe help ease their moodβbut they ended up with nothing.
βhey, verityβ’? dβyou have any song recommendations, maybe?β
r/n inquired. verityβ’, of course, didn't respond immediately. just as r/n was about to give up on the ideaβverityβ’ suddenly began playing musicβ¦ on his own. with his mouth open. okay, so he can just do that.
the music sounded very, very old. simultaneously classy and catchy. verityβ’ had taste, r/n had to admit. it was a nice change of pace from what r/n was used to listening to. the tense atmosphere shifted, now more light-hearted than before. the uneasiness didn't completely go away, but the music helped.
ββ¦thanks, babe. it doesn't sound too bad at all.β
the rest of the thirty-five minutes went by in a jiffy. in the moment, it felt like forever, but now that the third day was about to come? it didn't feel like enough. then again, no amount of time would've been enough for r/n.
r/n attempted to go to bed, but, of course, the dreaded message of monsters being nearby popped up. wait, did that say monsters? it looked different. oh, well, r/n was too tired for this. couldn't they just log off? nope, nevermind, they were too deep into this.
they scoffed behind the monitor while holding their diamond sword. this sucked. it was probably a raid, a monster, or just anything horror-like. they knew their friend was putting them on some bullshit. r/n paced around the in-game house, leaving verityβ’βs room undisturbed in case anything could potentially get in.
then, they heard something outside. the immediately stopped moving to listen carefully. good god, this was scary as shit. maybe those were the monsters that wouldn't let r/n sleep. after all, verityβ’ said three days, maybe that meant the issue would pop up in the morning?
r/n exited the house, briefly closing the door behind them with their weapon still in hand. beads of sweat formed on their forehead and hands as they looked at the environment. r/n resisted the urge to yawn, knowing this isn't the time.
faint, familiar music began to mysteriously play in the darkness of the woods. strange. this was the song verityβ’ played for them twenty minutes ago. what the hell was going on? and where the hell were the monsters?? even with the brightness all the way up, they couldn't see shit!
as they scrolled down to grab the flashlight in their hotbar, however, seeing a horrifyingly tall pale yellow entity snapped them out of their trance. r/n jumped in their seat, their eyes widening in surprise as they instinctively leaned away from their screen.
βfuckinββ!β
r/n immediately scrolled up and grabbed their gun, shooting at theβ¦ thing in front of them. particles of pixelated blood emitted from where r/n was shooting, but the actual creature itself didnβt falter. youβve got to be kidding.
βshit, shit, shitββ
r/n yelped in fear as they watched its limbs crackle in preparation. they didn't wait to see what happened nextβthey bolted inside the base.
βverityβ’! verityβ’, weβve got to go!β
the entity behind them began to emit a continuous, ear-piercing roar, and the distance between the entity and the player closed rapidly. r/n barged in verityβ’βs room to grab the yellow ballβquickly taking note of how he didn't have a face. what the fuck? no!
βfuckβverityβ’! verityβ’, are you there???β
r/n unfortunately couldn't waste any more time. as they heard the low-octave screech behind them in their headphonesβthey scrolled up their hotbar to grab their gun again. they whipped their perspective around to shoot at the monster, watching it retract ever so slightly.
at the small window of advantage, r/n immediately took advantage of it and broke through the wall of verityβ’βs room to head outside. their heart was pounding in their ears, their earlier drowsiness completely dissipating into urgency.
βverityβ’βjust hang on, verityβ’, iβve got you! iβve got your back,β
βR/N!!β
the monster chasing them yelled out, r/n's teeth gritting as they kept running. soon enough, they equipped the stack of dirt blocks in their hotbar, hastily building an obstacle as they went along to disturb the creatureβs path. was now a good time to assume the monster was verityβ’? well, now wasn't a good time to think, all they were worried about is how the fuck they were supposed to shake that thing.
βc'mon, verityβ’, don't give up on me now, not nowβplease. please! iβm hereβiβm here for you, come on, just stay with me! stay with me, verityβ’!β
the music and the screeching abruptly faded out and came to a halt. r/n didn't notice it, however, still building and running as far as they could with verityβ’ still in their inventory. tears welled up in r/n's eyes as they clenched their jaw.
βnowβs not the time to beβdoing the shit that you do, verityβ’, please! iβm here for you, weβll survive this together, just pleaseββ
βtogether?β
r/n's breath hitched as they heard verityβ’βs muffled voice. their gaze darted down to their hotbar, finding verityβ’βs normal smiling expression in the slot. not the strained smile, not the deadpan look, not the faceless ballβverityβ’. their personal helper companion.
they instantly scrolled up their hotbar to grab verityβ’. their eyes continued to water in relief, their lips parting in pure, delighted surprise as they stared at verityβ’. they stopped holding the βwβ key, their fingers shaking terribly.
ββ¦yeah. together,β
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not very proud of this,,, nevertheless this is still my first fic of verityβ’βi started writing this four days after part one came out so excuse me if it just seems like a discreet in-character rambling session,, this probably deserves a rewrite
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Which somehow landed him in your bed, he had been confident enough to ask that you put on one of your biggest straps and fuck him as hard as humanely possible.
He didnβt regret it at all.
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Okay verity (YES the yellow ball) has caused me to crawl out of my slump and write. This isnβt proof read oops.
Verity x reader
The gentle thud of cobblestone being placed is heard outside. Perched upon his regular spot, verity watches with his usual precision.
The enjoyment he gets from observing these simple tasks is truly intoxicating. He wishes he could watch all of your actions. Each and every movement that your body could possibly make. It makes him desperate to always be at your side. But itβs not like he isnβt there most of the time! Whether itβs in your hand, from a safe distance, or unbeknownst to you in his other form guarding your house and watching you sleep at night.
Itβs safe to say verityβs supervision is nearly impossible to escape. And so is his undying obsession with you.
You tug on the doorknob, arms tired from the placing of blocks for so many hours.
Verity wastes no time.
βHey! I see you did a different pattern in the blocks than you normally do! I have many other kinds of patterns you could try if you-β.
His eyes scan you and land on a deep gash upon your left arm. Silence follows for about a minute as you try to find the cause of his abrupt pause, then,
βCome here.β
His voice wasnβt his usual cheerful tone. This request, rather command, was flat, serious, and shocking to say the least. Never once has verity told you with such finality to do something.
Slowly, you come forward towards your helper friend and hold out your arm, having some kind of guess of what the issue is.
Thereβs no smile plastered on his face. You decide to try and ease the situation.
βThis? Verity, itβs nothi-.β
βThis wasnβt done by a fall, itβs too clean. Some kind of weapon did this, some person.β
His voice is laced with malice. His face has morphed into an even more displeased expression.
Suppressing the uncertainty you begin to explain.
βIt was just a run in with some pillagers. Honestly Iβm grateful to have gotten away with such a minor injury.β You laugh awkwardly hoping to decrease some of the tension. This explanation only causes him to grimace further.
His voice dripping with possessiveness, verity delivers a chilling response.
βThey will be dealt with.β
βHahβ¦wha-what?β You blink slowly, dumbfounded at such a hostile response.
βNothing to worry about!β He smiles.
He smilesβ¦as he stares at your conflicted face. Each and every way that he will tear these pillagers apart come nightfall buzzing in his head.
But for now he looks at you with his usual adoration and makes a mental note to bring this up the next time you decide to venture off on your own.
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Asat Pramad was known and feared throughout the cosmos... Actually, he was surprisingly adored by many due to how weird he was. The IPCΒ was actually crazy enough to makeΒ merchΒ of his head, which you obviously bought on release day.
"Who would ever be crazy enough to buy this shitty merch...?" You'd often hear strangers muttering, whilst you snuck away in the background with your arms full of said merch.
You were obsessed with him, completely and utterly captivated.
Asat Pramad was not one for fear, nor discomfort. Instead, he reveled in being the one to make others feel such emotions. He literally destroyed planets, stole identities, and deceived children by pretending to be their father for years.
But scrolling through the page Silver Wolf had mockingly sent him (how she had his number wasn't hard to guess), he was horrifiedΒ to say the least... The writing was so absurd it could rival even Blurry_QR_Colt's Aha x Nanook fanfiction... Because this was far worse than that.
'Asat Pramad x Reader smut'... What he was reading made him wish he were blind.
wait... NOTHING under asat pramad x reader?
PLEASEEEE I NEED TO READ SMTH π€€ preferably smut π€€π
Bluepoch can make offficial buttons of him but canβt make him playable π€¨
I'm about to say something crazy...(this is so late)

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Poppy Playtime chapter 6 prediction
Told ya
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Ignorance is bliss
Harley Sawyer x oblivious wife/husband reader
Takes place before the hour of joy and Harley is still human
Part 1 (you are here)
Part 2
Part 3 (coming soon)

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