one year ago ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE was inveneted. before that the ghosts in pacman just stood still out of respect for the human soul

I need him grieving and mourning on it

oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

if i was in a rap battle id just start screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP when it was my turn

in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

“Queer people need to get weirder-” you can’t handle like. A lesbian.

The funniest part of this post is everyone in the tags immediately making it about things other than lesbians. You can’t even handle like. Thinking about a lesbian.

when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody

we should go into lockdown just to kill more local businesses

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.