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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 5
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post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired
all the replies: you're a fucking idiot
*after act 2*
all the replies: how the fuck did you know that
okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstageâwhich occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with itâwas a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it
KOSA again, with a different name⌠and theyâre trying to sneak it past you before July 4th. CALL YOUR REPS!
Buried inside the KIDS Act are provisions that will push online services to verify all usersâ ages, require government-directed moderation p
Like the man saidâŚthe shadow takes another form and ruses again. Time to make some calls and let them know weâre watching.
Just called my senator and the aide said "Yeah, you're not the first person we've heard from about this today." It is 9:45 in the morning and she already had that weary tone.
So keep calling--the needle is moving!
If your rep voted for it? Lambast the shit out of them
KEEP CALLING THE NEXT 935 DAYS
just learned americans have different standard paper sizes than everyone else. what do you MEAN you donât have A4 as the standard. what do you mean your standard paper size isnât even the same size as an A4. apparently itâs like. âletterâ and âlegalâ and whatever else. help!!!
this is so scary
That has to be false. That's misinformation hold on
holy fucking shit
So I work in engineering; and always wondered who used these weird âAâ sizes Iâd see in large printer settings that Iâve never seen any company even have paper in stock for. Now I know.
And now I have to be one of those obnoxious US Americans because WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE THESE WEIRD UNEVEN DIMENSIONS!? Even in metric most of the âAâ settings are an annoying ratio! 210x297mm? 594x841mm!? Whatâs the point of using such small units of measurement if youâre not going to make sensible sizes!?
because the largest standard paper size is A0 which is exactly one square metre of paper with an aspect ratio of the square root of two. this gives us a nice simple measurement of area for the paper as well as allows us to do the halving/doubling magic. A1 is 0.5m², A2 is 0.25m² etc.
The halving/doubling magic that psychaun refers to is the fact that you can get each paper in the series by cutting the previous one in half. I fold some A4 paper in half, I have an A5 booklet. I tape two A4 pieces together along their long side, I have an A3 piece. Each piece of paper is half the area of the previous and half the width of the previous' length with a length the same as the previous' width. The aspect ratio is exactly the same for every size. This makes it very easy to resize things, fold things inside each other, and calculate the size of paper you've never used before based on its name. "I can resize this to fit any other paper size because the aspect ratio is identical," "I can fold a standard size in half to get the next standard size down" and "the area I'm working with can be multiplied up to fit into a metre squared without any messy fractions of leftover paper" are all far more practical considerations for a paper size than "the millimetre length of this paper size isn't a round number".
fyi there are also B sizes in paper, which fit in between the A sizes - less often used but good for book covers and stuff
a Bn size is the mean between An and An-1
and then C sizes for envelopes, such that a C4 envelope fits an unfolded sheet of A4 etc
Reblogging because this is something I find interesting.
Also because itâs another example of how the United States has to do things differentlyâto its detriment.
This is a bad take, friend.
The US doesn't "have to do things different" for the sake of doing things differently, as your words imply, nor is the sentence above about who uses what paper fully correct, either*.
The reason that the US (and Canada, most of Central America, Chile, and the Philippines) use different standard sizes* from Europe is probably pretty easy to figure out when you think about things like "there's a big fucking ocean between two of those places, but not between all of the countries in Europe."
The standard size of paper, according to the American Forest and Paper Association, comes from the days of manual paper-making, and their assertion that 44" is about the length of the average experienced vatsman's comfortable grasp. So a sheet is 1/4" that length. The US standardized its own paper according to what legacy equipment it had, and keeps those standards because even today, paper tends to not be shipped back and forth between Europe and the US unless it has to be, because paper and books are really fucking heavy, so why should either one of us change our standards? Doing so would require massive amounts of capital investment, and frankly, we like our paper sizes just fine. It's really not to our detriment at all. We don't really import a lot of paper, and in fact, we export a lot of it.
American paper sizes are also half of each previous size, it's just that our base is a rectangle, not a square, uses imperial measurements, and reaches back to measurements based on manual paper-making. Sure, we could spend billions of dollars changing our standards to meet that of countries that don't supply us with this good, creating a massive amount of industrial and consumer waste as everything from paper manufacturing mills and industrial printing presses to plastic binders and hole punches at schools all become garbage, but... why? We also use different standard sizes of snack food bags, based on how our industries developed, but there's no actual reason for those things to be standardized, so why, exactly, should they be? Because it bothers someone who doesn't use our machines and didn't know until today that it was different? That's not a real reason. That's just "haha the US sucks and is dumb and irrational."
No, it's actually super fucking rational when you remember that most European countries are smaller than US states, and we're standardized across the places where paper actually moves back and forth in massive bulk on a regular basis. You know: our own states, and Canada, and not Europe, on account of this being a huge fucking continent and paper being incredibly heavy and expensive to transport across oceans. That's why it's governed by the American National Standards Institute, which also governs or governed stuff like thread standards for nuts and bolts & exposure standards for film. The latter had the ANSI standard become the ISO standard, which is a great example of technology which was developed more recently and more specialized and thus not so deeply rooted and hard to change being much more possible to standardize.
tl;dr: all industrial standards like paper sizes have valid and long-argued reasons why they're like that, and unless you're coughing up the solution for changing something with hundreds of years of built-up infrastructure without breaking all of the industries that depend on that standard, the cash to do it, and the reason why all the old equipment that can't be converted should become garbage... fuck off, man, and leave us alone. There are real problems in the world, go solve those.
*While many Mesoamerican countries have officially adopted ISO standards, ANSI standard paper is most commonly in use day to day.
#ok sure sure but like
#you could use the same reasons to justify the us still using standard instead of metric #which is stupid and counterproductive as hell #I don't think anyone seriously believes the us just does things their own special way for it's own sake
#however they do double down on doing it their way even when there are other (arguably better) ways
#out of weird american exceptionalism #so I think that people getting frustrated and saying that America just insists on doing things in dumb ways #is a shorthand for all of that
THOSE ARE THE SAME! FUCKING!! REASONS!!! WE DON'T (FULLY, MANDATORILY) USE METRIC
Holy fucking shit. People could literally spend 30 seconds looking this up instead of repeating "bluh bluh bluh America dumb"
The U.S. does not use the metric system due to high conversion costs, inertia, resistance, and historical reluctance.
The US has actually used a hybrid of metric and Imperial for decades, with changeover occurring where it's both necessary and economically viable, and has not fully switched over because of the prohibitive cost and ingrained habits. Literally trillions of dollars worth of equipment, road signs, documentation, like... I genuinely think y'all don't have any concept of how fucking big this country is, or how much this shit costs to change.
Let's take one single easy thing. Ready? Speed limit signs. How much would it cost just to change the speed limit signs, very very approximately?
Okay. So. To keep ourselves from going fully insane, let's limit this question only to interstates. This is the network of federally-managed roads which, you know, goes from state to state. There are 48,890 miles (sorry! 78,680 km, but I'm still mostly calculating in miles, because it's easier to find numbers this way) of interstate roadway in the US.
There are between 1 and 4 speed limit signs per mile, depending on traffic density. For simplicity, let's say 2 per mile.
It costs about $400 per sign to replace a speed limit sign. This is just speed limit signs. We'll get to other signs in a minute.
So that's $39.11 million dollars just for the speed limit signs. But hold on! You can't even get to replacing exit signs until you replace mile marker signs! Those are approximately every 1/10th to 2/10 of a mile, again on average, bc you don't want someone to have to walk very far to look for a mile marker if they've been in an accident. Let's go with every 2/10 of a mile. It costs $200 to remove a sign and $550 to place a new one, bc you have to get surveyors out to measure them and place them properly.
So let's see, that's 244,450 signs removed... $48.89 million... and then let's say we're placing kilometer markers every half kilometer just to make it nice and even, okay? 157,360 new half-kilometer markers at $550 each. $86.5 million.
So we're already spending about $174.5 million dollars, about $15 million more â on just replacing those two kinds of road signs just on interstates, which are a tiny fraction of the actual number of miles of state or federally-managed roads â than it costs the Federal Housing Authority to oversee the processing of every mortgage in the US for a year, just to pull a random line item out of the 2026 budget. We haven't touched any of the other signs on those or any other roads, let alone literally anything else.
And for what, exactly? Why? Because it fucking bugs people who don't live here? What is the purpose of spending a bunch of fucking money to change our shit up and just confuse people who think in miles?
We use metric when it both makes sense and is financially feasible to switch. My medication is measured in metric. A lot of precise machinery is measured in metric, especially new things that were created or invented in the last few decades or are used in scientific fields. Grandma's recipes and the roads and our paper are done the way that works for us in our big weird country that is actually 50 smaller and extremely proud little countries wrestling for elbow room in a giant lumpy trenchcoat, and it's not hurting you, so you don't have to be a dick about it.

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hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair
hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period
hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4
Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?
This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.
We are seeing this right now with Kalshi's sudden push towards people watching reality dating shows like love island, as they are starting to tap out on their first big market block - young straight men into sports/politics. They are moving on towards young straight women now with the dating shows thing but they will start diversifying into other niches soon!
Do not start gambling. A friend of mine used to work for a bank's anti-money-laundering dept and they'd review flagged accounts for suspicious withdrawals, frequent charges, etc, and sometimes it was fraud but other times it was just severe gambling addicts absolutely hemorrhaging money. It is not worth it!!!
Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel
Steal from everything you love. watched a movie and thought "wow that scene hit different"? figure out why and use it. read a book where the banter made you kick your feet? study it. saw a tiktok that made you Feel Things? that's research. keep a notes app full of random lines you'll never use. screenshot tumblr posts at 4am for "inspiration." your influences should be obvious and chaotic. remix everything. that's not theft that's apprenticeship.
everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW âźď¸
every person iâve ever been with has had brown eyes and every time i say their eyes are pretty they say âhuh, really? iâve never heard that before. i think theyâre kinda boringâ are you FUCKING kidding me i could stare into your eyes forever and not be bored for a second
of all the posts iâve ever had breach containment this is the one that made me genuinely excited I hope this gets notes fr i hope it lands on the dash of my brown eyed boyfriend and reminds him how beautiful he is

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the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.
Are there worlds where our terrible 2020s American weird cat color stereotypes are projected on catgirls and catboys? Torties trying to prove theyâre not mean, orange cats trying to prove theyâre not stupid?
Catpeople attacking other catpeople for confirming to cat colour stereotypes.
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Yeahhhhh be a bit derpy and suddenly youâre âmaking all oranges look like bimbosâ
...black cats being stereotypically bad luck suddenly sounds really fucking racist
2020s cat stereotypes are that black cats are weird mysterious and unknowable which does sound like irl orientalism so you arent wrong
im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies đĄ every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think youâre a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting
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I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if itâs about a guy whoâs lost custody of his daughter
Literally every lyric has so much more Energies if itâs sung to a child Iâm gonna die on this hill. âHey there, Delilah /Donât you worry about the distance /Iâm right there if you get lonely /Give this song another listenâ and âHey there, Delilah/ I know times are gettinâ hard /But just believe me, girl / Someday Iâll pay the bills with this guitar / Weâll have it good /Weâll have the life we knew we would / My word is goodâ like? Heâs trying to get his daughter back? Idk if sheâs with the other parent or in foster care or what but itâs So Much I have a lot of feelings about this. The repeated promises, âIâd walk to you if I had no other wayâ and âIâm right there when you get lonelyâ when, like, obviously, heâs not, and heâs just sort of desperately hoping that she still understands that he loves her, and that she doesnât feel abandoned. And then, âDelilah, I can promise you /That by the time that we get through / The world will never ever be the same /And youâre to blameâ thatâs so fucking sweet? Thatâs such a sweet thing to say to your daughter. Romance is over. Noncustodial parental love songs are where itâs at.Â
This is what âdeath of the authorâ means. We know thatâs not what the song was written about, but what if it was? What if we explored the lyrics as though the speaker was a heartbroken father missing his daughter? It changes EVERYTHING. And itâs so good.
Anyway, OP you are wonderful and I love you.
Have always thought that âHey there Delilah / you be good, and donât you miss meâ is a little creepy and infantilizing if sung to a romantic partner.
But if itâs a father, and heâs saying goodbye to the daughter he never gets to see, and heâs trying so hard to put on a brave face for her, then âYou be good, and donât you miss meâ is shattering.
Allow me to present, Hey There Delilah re-written for this premise:
crying about Hey There Delilah on 940 days left

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Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
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 âhi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?â
âyeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?â
âabsolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?â
âuuuuuh hold onâ
*fishes something out of my pocket*
âmikey what do i do?â
âget the fries. youll need the energy in the coming daysâ
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
âuhh yes please  the meal would be greatâ
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodingerâs fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half itâs visible