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I watch the m9s dumbassery unfold in slow motion for three to four hours every Thursday night

the cobalt soul monks are just like we love to punch and read and we don’t like gender and im all about it

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

yeah, but I’m different

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

DYING. I AM DYING.

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

This post has evolved.

I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.

@sebastianstansjawline @captaindibbzy I feel you would delight in this

this is why i’m still on tumblr. where else can i get this caliber of wonderful, magical, batshit weirdness

it’s so dumb that broad shoulders are considered unattractive in a woman just because the ideal of womanhood is based on the perceived fragility of a smaller frame. have you ever seen a woman with broad shoulders? looks like she was sculpted by the gods themselves

infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical

Loki survives by being disguised as one of the tesseract and Thanos has just been shaking his duplicate

Later after Thanos has put the space stone in the infinity gauntlet when he tries to snap it turns into Loki and he’s like “Blargh,” and stabs him

Reblogging for the complete Tony+his kids set 😍