Easy now, you fuzzy little man-peach

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

if i was a hacker i wouldn't even be a white hat hacker i'd be sooooo morally ambiguous i'd like leak classified documents and doxx the president or whatever but i'd also use peoples computers to mine for bitcoin but instead of bitcoin its making the viewer count on my girlfriends youtube channel go up

I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

This is like introducing a zoo animal into a wildlife reserve

GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

"i came from his vagina" icon.