Do you really want to know?

When I ask for coke and they only have pepsi

When you ask your grandmother who her favourite grandchildren is and she says you in front of your siblings

Waking up after a night of drinking

Upon learning there might be an Ebola case in my city

When my crush is talking to somebody else

When I find a great comeback

When I go to the kitchen and my roommate has friends over

When my mom left for a week and I was home alone with my dad

When my parents criticize my cooking

When the day is finally over

When I get bad comments on my new clothes

When my parents asked me what to do with my old school books

Me watching any game of thrones episode

When the cab driver ran a red light then drove like crazy while laughing

When I try to convince someone to watch a TV show

When I'm told I eat too much

When I try to hit on a girl