#cab driver

Right after you tell her where you gotta go and she starts driving, she pulls both her hands off the steering wheel, looks back at you and excitedly yells "By the way!!!! I'm this many!!!!" You look at her hands, one of them has all five fingers outstretched, the other is balled up in a fist.

A five year old driver? a preposterous idea, wouldn't you say? alas, it is a regular occurrence here in cuppy dog city, and no car crashes have ever occurred either.

In the bleakness of winter, a man stalks the night in what you take as a usual cabby driver. But he is no ordinary man, the cold air does not pierce his bronzed skin, making his cheeks pink and numb. His hunger is constant, an ache that never goes away, nagging him to drive and drive until the smallest peak of sunrise threatens to kiss the morning sky. No, Jake Lockley isn’t your ordinary man, he’ll forever be 39 years old, trapped in an immortal body that seeks to feast on human blood.

Charlie Palmieri y Su Orquestra Duboney - Cab Driver (1971)

That one cab driver that always wanted to go to the club with his passengers #comedy #meme #dudja #L