Attempting To Adult

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

cant get sentences like this anywhere else

why does even the most basic form of existence exhaust me so much. my friend loves to go to events and talk to strangers and really be in the midst of things and i can’t fathom how she doesn’t want to just go home and collapse in her bedroom. how brushing her teeth in the morning doesn’t use up all the energy she has for the day. how she can just live continuously, on and on, wanting to even. it’s like other people are born knowing how to float through it all whereas i seem to be perpetually sinking 

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

A girl’s natural habitat is in a bed with many blankets and pillows and it’s inhumane to remove her from her natural habitat

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

dreaming of a world where heads and tummies don't hurt

*the bard has been stabbed*