yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

It's wild how if you're using the tumblr app on mobile and you click someone's link in their about and it links to a page on their blog, here, on tumblr, tumblr opens it with it's little fake browser and prompts you to download the app. which you're using. Incredible

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

I hate that I can't just do stuff lol my brain is like "well I don't wanna therefore I can't" like bro just act normal

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

Me giving myself pep talks: You are not uniquely horrible

till deactivation do us part