Susan Potato's Blog

when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run

what i’m getting from this is that the average driver can only be convinced to drive safely when threatened with immediate violence

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

on july 12th 2004 the statue of liberty reached down & picked up 1 guy & ate him. not very many people saw this happen & no one got any pictures of it. the eyewitness accounts never traveled very far or got any attention on the internet or anything

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

Things we don’t need to hear!

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

diversity win! this farmer is poly

girls be like . ooh new bruise

So my cousin forgot the word for possum. She walks in and says with more confidence than a three year old should be able to muster “there’s a little man in the street”