you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

ykno i think there is occasionally a tendency to think of the true self as the one u wear when u are alone and maybe tired of interacting with people ie the ghost wearing the mask but then, like, idk, why not think of the self that interacts with ppl and is very jazzed about it as the true self, even if its not something u are all the time. my point is mostly that maybe we should conceptualize ourselves by our best moments not our most spoonless.

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

So many fiber arts have difficulty levels that are less about your level of skill than your ability to tolerate extreme multi-step processes.

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

waiter! waiter! more characters grieving something they can't even remember please!

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

you ever think about how mr beast is real life monokuma

I believe Mr Beast is just itching for the day he can do a real death game. I think he constantly pitches it to his team and they just keep going "not yet, but soon"