Warped and Scratched and Out of Date

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

Yall, am I insane or is Albert Mason like Arthur's Morgans clumsy little twink with zero self-preservation that gets whatever he wants? Bro, is like, "I wanna see the wolves, pretty please?" "Can you help me take a picture of that pretty horsie?" "Daddy I wanna see alligators! Go use yourself as bait for that big gator over there so I can get pretty pictures" and Arthur is like "sigh I fucking guess." Then protects him anyway knowing damn well Albert put himself in that situation. Arthurs so fond of him too, even though he's so dumb, he cares for him. You can't convince me they don't share a little peck in between cutscenes.

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it