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The Great Southern Pansy Baking Show!
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Evening reblog.
Varric's boss catches him writing at work.
A little something I should not have been writing at work.
@butterbaggins
I love these!!!!!!
these are perfect
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Dorian (female version) from Dragon Age: Inquisition
Cosplayer: Kayla Rose Cosplay [FB | TW | IN] Photographer: The Will Box [FB | IN]
Sweet genderbent Dorian cosplay!
Well. Um. Yes?
(First of all your fics are amazing and I love them all deeply) Now an actual Q: do you know of any slow build Varric/Cassandra fics that follow the plot of Inquisition? Like I want a frigging play by play of every *disgusted noise* moment. Thanks!
Friend, I have done my best for you. Here are some fics that are more or less set in canon verses (Iāve included paragradeslusterās this fragile heart because I love it, and my own a better resurrectionĀ because itās more or less canon compliant except there are soulmates.)
Logolepsy- vehlr, weatheredlaw.Ā
Epistolatory fic set in canon. Varric and Cassandra send each other letters, after Adamant. Itās going to rip your feelings out through your nose and stomp on them, but itās worth it and adorable as all heck. Also good friends of mine and prolific as hell. Check out their other works!
Dreaming Red- LizzledPink
After In Hushed Whispers, Cassandra is plagued by dreams of a reality that isnāt. Also brings Here Lies the Abyss into play. Long, slow burn, Cassandra-centric. Freaking good.
Rest in the Warmest Places- Glitteringworlds
Post-Canon. Cassandra rebuilds the Seeker order while trying to discover who wants them to stay dead, and sorting out her feelings for Viscount Tethras. Conspiracies and awkward letters, what more do you want?
None So Blind- enigmaticagentscully
ALICE IS SO TALENTED! Josephine puts some plans into action, entertaining a pet project. Mischief, misunderstandings, hopeless pining, and a happy ending. Check out some of her other stuff, and her artwork!
names for what binds us- klickitats
Set during In Hushed Whispers. Varric and Cassandra are trapped in the dungeons of Redcliffe Castle, waiting. For what? Body horror, angst, love. Brace yourself for feelings.
Iām Not Calling You a Ghost- enigmaticagentscully
Varric dies, and itās not the end. Surprise. Unfinished, but go read it because Alice can wrench your heart out and make you laugh with such ease itās unbelievable.Ā
maybe we could try talking in indoor voices- spocklee
āI suppose you could always accuse him of being accessory to treason, interrogate him, threaten him, and then in a few years maybe youāll both end up stuck together in a government task force.ā LOOK THAT IS HILARIOUS OKAY.
Heartbreaker- lavellanpls
Cassandra saves Varricās life. With her mouth. Yeah. Not finished yet, but SO GOOD. Read it.Ā
Her Love of the Written Word- spirrum
Cassandra and Varric try to make their unconventional relationship work. Slow burn, freakinā cute as heck. You will hate these nerds and their stupid love.
this fragile heart- paragradesluster
A soulmate AU that changed my mind about soulmate AUs. Itās everything you want in a fic, ongoing, with the added angst of soulmates. Love it, so much. Itās wonderful. It inspires me.
A Better Resurrection- OrilliaOrange
What kind of author would I be if I didnāt promote my own fic? More or less set in canon, with soulmates, and angst. Features some Adaar/Josephine, for additional heartstring-plucking.
A Big Deal About Not Very Much- Lily of the West
DO YOU LIKE SHAKESPEARE, DO YOU LIKE CASSANDRA AND VARRIC? THEN YOUāRE GONNA LOVE THIS (UNFINISHED) FIC THAT MASHES THEM ALL TOGETHER. In a series of events that makes Much Ado About Nothing look tame, the Inquisitor, Dorian, Sera, and half the damn keep plot to get Cassandra and Varric to realize theyāre in love.Ā
I hope you enjoy this fine selection of fanfic! And of course if you donāt find exactly what you want? Go forth and prompt your friendly neighbourhood Cassandra/Varric writers. Weāre all really friendly.
The Dance of the Rats, by an unknown 17th Century Flemish Artist;Ā Staedel Museum, Frankfurt, Germany
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JESUS FUCKING CHRISTĀ
ROBERT BETTER BE OKAY
WILL ROBERT BE OKAY?
So gross! Iām not gonna spoil it even though you asked the question.
;)

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Alistair (charging at the Nightmare Fade demon): LEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYYYY JEEENKIIIINS!
Itās Leroy Jenkins Day, so weāre bringing this back.
Yes. This dulls the pain.
cassandrashipsit replied to your post āI appear to have exceeded my daily allotment of whelmā
I have re-discovered the joy of cereal as a go to meal for when whelm has been exceeded.
I donāt have cereal in the house, but I do have frozen tater tots and hot dogs, so⦠yep. thatās happening.
Might I recommend a fine bottle of "whatever the fuck is in the house" to go with that?
You're so fucking rude. You butt in a post about ship appreciation, suggesting she shouldn't do it and cater to YOUR interests instead.
I did what now?Ā Oh, are you talking about my response to @somanynugs when they were saying they didnāt have anything planned for Cullrian Appreciation Week because they have three other longform fics going? Where instead of giving a brilliant fic writer a guilt trip over being too busy to participate, I tried to offer up praise for the update to the ongoing fic that was mentioned? That makes it all aboutĀ āMY interestsā somehow, that appreciation for the work @somanynugs is already doing?Sorry, didnāt realize that wasĀ ābutting inā. Also didnāt realize that there was some sort of purity test for Cullrian appreciation. Absolutely HILARIOUS that my comment is being taken as some sort of slag against Cullrian since thatās my OTP,Ā ācullrianā is one of only two saved searches I keep on Tumblr, and Iāve bookmarked over 100 Dorian Pavus/Cullen Rutherford fics in the last year. Yeah, Iām a big olā hater going all ship critical alright.Ā
I actually very much appreciated both the original anon that I received asking about Cullrian week AND the fact that @nikchick replied with support for Strange Days. As flattering as it is to be asked whether Iām participating in an event, itās even nicer to know that one of my rarepair longfics is still resonating. Especially since itās been going for a while and comments have dropped away (as is natural) - itās tempting as a writer to abandon ship (heh) at that point and go do something shinier that gets more love. So to get a positive bit of feedback over here on the tumbles was very gratifying. It wasnāt in any way rude, as far as Iām concerned.
Also, I can attest to @nikchickās love of Cullrian. :)Ā
Hahaha. Anon needs to learn that saying "you're so fucking rude" instantly makes you the rude one. Wow. Also, I am totally pro anything somanynugs does, but they should please stop being mean to my favorite mage. He deserves love. Give him love.
help what do you call the noise that you make with your mouth, itās kind of like clicking your tongue, but you only use one half of your mouth? like the sound you would make when winking, or with finger guns?
Chucking?
A Field of Hyacinths, Holland, George Hitchcock
The smell.

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List of things to say when someone asks why you donāt want kids
I promised my firstborn to a witch and really donāt want to make good on the deal
Well you can have them FOR me if itās that big a deal to you
I donāt think I could get a good price for em on the black market
Fight me Helen
I canāt be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother
Thatās my nindo. My ninja way.
I literally JUST sat down
Recite āThe Highway Manā from Over the Garden Wall
Kids? What are those? I donāt understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?
Oohhh no, Iāve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers
Centipedes? In my vagina?
*Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*
I heard theyāre.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.
Iām an Aries
Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*
I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor
Iām allergic
Thatās just what the communists want!
Iāve been dead for seven years
Santa didnāt bring me one last Christmas, so I guess itās no meant to be
Iām afraid theyāll have bad taste in memes
It would be unfair to my cat
Iām chaotic neutral
*long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*
āI donāt want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.ā
"-I heard theyāre.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything. -Iām an Aries"
Why didn't you share this list before I had the kid??
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