Gauntwood updates

harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she weighs 6 stone soaking wet. she doesn’t sleep. she’s 200 dead babies. she puppets her dead mum and dad. she’s a nun. she’s in love with a frozen corpse. she gets a headache when people talk about sex. she wants to die. her bodyguard is in love with her. her weird colleague is in love with her. she gave herself a lobotomy. she’s being piloted by the soul of the planet earth. she loves bones. she wants to live. she makes soup. she watched god have a threesome. she looks like a ferret. this is all canon

i can’t believe black sails didn’t win any oscars last night, just because it “wasn’t nominated for any category” because it “ended almost 7 years ago” and “is a tv show and not a movie”

we were robbed of s4 flint having a twirly mustache like he did in s1, like even for just a few scenes. like narratively i know it's bc he's not putting on an Act anymore, the flint.we see is the flint he is, he doesnt have any lies left the theater is over cold hard truths etc etc. but!!! but i miss you twirly mustache. i love you twirly mustache. what im saying is that i think in the flashback scenes (the training montage & the taking flint to the plantation) flint should have had the twirly mustache bc that's how silver still sees him. to me. conversely i think that over time & if silver ever sees an actual walrus flint's mustache in his mind would shift to the droopy walrus style mustache and he'd know it's not right but everyone he could ask about it is either Dead or Refuses to speak to him about flint/those days (be it max or madi) and so he's trapped w this sad sad walrus mustache flint for the rest of his life and he can never go find flint and Check because he *gunshots*

It's wild people thought IWTV Louis was dull - maybe the other books. But book #1 is one of the most insane characters whose mind I've inhabited. This man paints himself as the moral and aesthetic superior to everyone, then flies into a rage and sets everything on fire at least three times. Despite having the most guilt about killing, He kills more brutally and savagely than Lestat or Claudia that at least like to lure their victims into a fall sense of comfort. Nothing he says matches up with the way he lives his life. And he is against any form of adaptation or bettering his situation, he is determined to stew in passive misery and he hates when anyone changes his situation yet he does nothing to stop when they do. Both Claudia and Lestat had way less choice in vampirism and were victimized by it horrifically but try to find happiness in their existence, and Louis who searches internally for happiness endlessly never tries to make it himself. Yet he will risk it all for love, only if it literally comes barging through his life at the expense of everyone around him. You can hate Book!Louis as a character but I don't think you have any right to call him dull... it's just inaccurate...this man is insane.