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update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

Never forget the time Toph Beifong was the first person ever to bend a material previously believed to be unbendable and she did it out of pure spite.

I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with “abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective” and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said “abstinence is 99.99% effective” and she almost got kicked out of class

BLEASE

THESE TIDDIES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN IN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS.

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

GOLF WITHOUT LIMITS

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

are u a friends to lovers or enemies to lovers shipper? are you a slow burn or a fast paced shipper? are u a THEY-CAN-ONLY-BE-WITH-EACH-OTHER or a SHIP-THEM-WITH-ALL-THE-PEOPLE shipper?

If I’m being entirely honest, this is more or less the exact thought process I have every time I walk past the Fiesta Ware section at the mall

“walk past” what kind of inhuman will power do you have that you don’t stop and paw all the brightly colored Fiesta Ware dishes at the mall.

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

Hang on what was number five?

Please tell me that’s a real episode and send a link to a clip