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Lisa a local, a tragedy love

Gemini tease

Men be like “men noises”

Something about building a deck

Yea I caught a fish here one year. It was a few years back and I can’t tell ya what kind but it sure was a fish.

Hey wanna go make a lawn deck?

What? Nah it’ll hold just fine.

*dad grunts*

Hrrrmnhhh

*snoring loudly*

Great car altogether, handles like it’s on rails.

Y’all laugh all you want. Actively instructing infant son on how to grunt and growl.

Keep up the good work

Now ya gotta learn to not touch the steak, not till you flip it

*dad joke*

*slaps car* listen to er purr

*sneezes at 300 decibels*

*farts loudly*

“That’ll ride”

I tell ya whut

Your grandfather was an outlier to prove the rule that men be making noises. He is very important to record as he is the part of the control group.

Someone fucked the dog on the garage door and now we’re all paying for it.

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

lol

i’m concerned about boys with mental illnesses and eating disorders and abusive relationships and sexual assault survivor stories and self-harming tendencies who never get the attention or care or help they need because all of those things “don’t happen to men” or because “all men are horrible monsters” and i just wanna say if you’re a boy and you’re struggling with something hard, your gender doesn’t diminish or dismiss your struggles or make them any less significant or difficult and i love you and i’m here for you

it got better!

I’m

Anyway do I have to write this klaus & diego buddy cop fic my damn self or what

It’s not even an AU everything is exactly the same the only difference is Diego didn’t get kicked out of the academy and did end up working as a detective and Klaus doesn’t have a job so he just follows him around 

Jokes aside the AMOUNT of potential for a storyline where like.. Klaus just immediately finds out who the killer is but they still have to actually PROVE it because Diego cannot stand in a court of law and say “this man is the murderer my brother who sees dead people told me” is great