JUICE!! くコ:彡

I can feel my precious childhood memories being paved over to form new neurons associated with hitting hunting rifle headshots in fortnite

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

life is better when you're not malnourished btw

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

The way anyone is expected to give a damn about what men supposedly find desirable or not is laughable like we don't all know they'll stick their dick in a chicken sandwich. Perhaps you'll succeed in giving a 13 year old girl a few new insecurities but oh my god. Come on now

It's so blatantly just an exercise in control under the guise of ~attractiveness~. Like. The men will fuck literally anything. If YOU already Have a little boyfriend and THEN he starts trying to tell you what to do with your body ...? Come on now. And women et al are supposed to give a fuck by default? Like you're expected to prioritize this over basically anything else ???? Deranged. Clown shoes. Not to mention the way this supposed undesirability will be swung at queer women whose overwhelming response is "you promise?" Like the existence of a woman who doesn't want a miserable controlling heterosexual man to fuck her is an impossibility to these animals. They really and truly expect this to matter to you in any way shape or form

You try to call a dyke ugly & it's like "god I hope so" Like we're just living on completely different planets than whichever one everybody thinks revolves around Men and whether or not you look more appetizing to them than a bar of soap with a hole in it