Captain Anna

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)

ARRRGGHHH MY BONES

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

any shit resonates with you people

marshmallow. bogmallow. swampmallow. fenmallow

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any