me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:
styofa doing anything

Love Begins
noise dept.
NASA
KIROKAZE
Misplaced Lens Cap

Mike Driver
art blog(derogatory)

Janaina Medeiros
will byers stan first human second
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

@theartofmadeline
tumblr dot com

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me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

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some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music……
my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:
me with clothes on: hmm not skinny but not fat either im ok i guess
me without clothes on: oh god I am a walking pile of lard
natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified
Wanna know why?
“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.
Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.
”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”
The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.
”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”
Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march
I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this

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I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
If you need any induction to just how lost my tablet pen is, I found my circa 2012 ipod touch
Found the charger too
And now we wait
Oh honey
HOLY FUCK
GUYS LOOK
HOLY FUCK
when history speaks from the realm of lost items

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Jo fucking up Kelsey’s face is a running gag I’m CACKLING
one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
my favorite winter sporting events
Snow Peas
Beheading
Bat Impressions
Speed Cloning
Bad Ideas
*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

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Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face