Ankui

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

new “reblog” game. Hang out with me

ok :) now what

a therapist is just some guy who went to gaslighting school to put undesirables in basically jail. rely on me, creepy knife stalker girl, i can also gaslight you and keep you locked up but unlike a therapist i also love you

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

subtext job from a girl with massive implications

I'm not a yandere, that's cringe. I'm a villainous evil queen. Get it right.

I AM NOT A CHUUNIBYOU

STOP IT STOP IT STOPPPP I ACTUALLY HAVE POWERS AND MY SWORD REALLY IS CURSED I JUST DONT WANT TO WASTE MY MP SHOWING OFFFFF FUCKK

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things