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Marta wins because she was a nurse and a caregiver before anything else. She wins the inheritance because she gave Harlan companionship, not just medical care. She gets the truth out of Ransom because she acted as a nurse, trying to save Fran even though she still dies in the end. Had Harlan just fucking listened to the actual medical expert in the room instead of himself, he would have lived.

Helen wins because she's a third-grade teacher—her job is literally educating, caring for, and looking out for kids. Glass Onion isn't just the working class vs the wealthy, it's an actual functioning adult woman vs a bunch of adult-sized toddlers, whining and throwing temper tantrums and thinking only of themselves. She plays games with her third graders, and in the end she wins by making a game of destroying everything Miles ever held dear, even getting the others to side with her.

Jud wins because he's an actual fucking priest, who actually embodies everything his god taught. He doesn't try to poach Wick's "flock" or anything, nor does he allow himself to surrender to anger and vindictiveness in the way Wick did. Jud is absolved of all his crimes because he just wants to do good by his church, in the name of his god.

Just as Blanc is an excellent detective, so too are these three spectacular at their jobs.

Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig just keep reiterating the same points in every film and I do love them for it.

• Respect the working class

• Fucking respect women.

• Listen to the local queer person who is excellent at their jobs and you will go far.

And all this to say, I’m truly OBSESSED with the little bits of information we DO get about Benoit as a person. He’s into fashion, he’s in a relationship with a man named Phillip, he’s terrible at mystery games, he isn’t religious (and we can safely assume that stems from childhood trauma around being a queer, southern man in the church…), and he likes musicals.

Like what a fun little collection of facts to know about him. He was listening to Cats in the car with Jud. He knows how to play Phantom of the Opera on the organ. He has seasonal wardrobes. He’s terrible at mystery themed games (i.e., Clue, Among Us).

#he deserved that iPad 🥺

Cute quizzes to do when bored #3

Which Dostoevsky Character are You?

what pastry would you be in a cafe?

what cat are you?

what kind of art are you?

what type of villain would you be?

what kind of diary entry are you?

Are you the muse or the artist?

What stereotypical high school clique do you belong in?

what divine/mythical creature do you resonate with?

What colour is your soul?

What cinema genre does your life belong to?

What forgotten kingdom are you?

Which american housewife character are you?

Which type of cowboy are you?

Which Book Girlie r u?

are you sweet, salty or savory?

make a day with your friends and i'll give you an artist

What trinket I’d give you based off your childhood?

What playlist would you be on someone's spotify?

what classic barbie movie are you?

make a pumpkin spice care package, get a comfort song