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the literal only funny tags on this entire post

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moldavite

[2 beers in]

iliothermia

Depiction of my beloved Xander by @lykoiheart

heinrix being fat and hairy comes so naturally to me that his ingame model is a jumpscare

#the pronunciation of his name too #the ein is german to me

pnglove

let’s get cozy with mama

weirdpngs

Baby need smoko

#dont be selfish mama need smoko too

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kajalcorpse

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

waspdaily

Today's wasp of the day is Conostigmus quadratogenalis!

Credits*

*there are no images of this species in particular, so this is an unspecified one of its same genus

The most understudied genus within one of the most understudied superfamilies of wasp, the Conostigmus wasps that have been studied (which is only about 11%) are mostly parasitoids of ants. Of course there has to be a weirdo afoot though, as C. quadratogenalis appears to have a far weirder host: Hesperoboreus notoperates, a species of snow scorpionfly. As you may have guessed from the name, snow scorpionflies are fans of cold weather and one of the few insects active during winter. Having a host thats already figured out how to survive winter gives the wasps a cheat on surviving it themselves.

Bonus: here's a female snow scorpionfly!

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#bugs #insect

roboco-san

sluttynurse

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

windsweptinred

Time to roll out the Andrew Marr quote again...

"If you put away social media and you walk out into the streets and you look at real people, three-dimensional people, they mostly smile back at you. If you look around you- you see perfectly decent, ordinary people getting on with their lives and inclined, by and large, to rather like each other, that is the real us. Let us not be fooled."

smhmyheaddude

well how can i refuse if it came straight from an orc

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dogpuppy

#me last night

mangue-manguezal

Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death

tekunoraizu

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

#bugs

started playing a pokemon romhack called following platinum and its SO CUTEEEE

#it adds following pokemon like hg/ss #when you talk to rowan in his lab your starter runs around the room looking at stuff.... its so cute #still slowly playing rogue trader too jdfiosdfkjl #i also added a qol patch that adds all pokemon (including legendaries/mythicals) to base game and makes tms reusable :)#among other stuff but that stood out the most jgiodfjgkdflgjfkld

dogpuppy

yourcalamity

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

textpostscymraeg

sguthan tumblr: mae bod yn hoff o creepypasta yn dy wneud yn ffrîc!

fi: **yn chwyrnu'n galed iawn**

jeff: maen iawn maen nhw ond yn genfigennus fy nghariad…

fi: rwy'n gwybod jeff, rwy'n gwybod

slendi: **yn slapio fy nhin dew siapus**

fi: NID NAWR SLENDI MAE JEFF A FI'N MWYNHAU EILIAD

slendi: ti mor ddiflas **yn lladd teulu cyfan**

fi: **yn ochneidio**

heddlu: **ar y ffordd**

jeff: **y lladdwr**

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meow-moment

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

eroscestlavie

In general I have noticed that people these days have this urge to disclose things that they just don’t have to share at all? And then as a result there’s a whole new social script matrix around all the ways we could disclose things to people who wouldn’t receive them well…so many different pseudo psychological arguments for various “guilty pleasures.” I guess it’s a very post privacy social media impulse. But it’s like. If you truly think your social circle would think your tv viewing habits are weird or lame you can just…Not tell them LOL.

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