All Animals are Good Animals

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

i ship geraskier as much as the next person but jaskier is NOT one of ciri’s parents… her parents are geralt & yennefer… jaskier is a fun uncle who is a terrible influence.

one time Geralt and Yennefer let Jaskier take Ciri out for the day & they came home with a new puppy so he’s not allowed to do that any more

jaskier claims to be one of her parents, but mostly in order to like, give permission to get a tattoo.

Jaskier: Why yes I am an official adult, please provide me and this 100 percent legitimately nonstolen child one full glass each of your most potent liquor please.

nonstolen child

😲

peak obi wan is when he still argues with anakin while anakin’s currently burning to death

peak anakin is when he still argues with obi wan while currently being on fire

and make it bubble.

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole