self-titled life

i still want to make this but i don’t know how

people still dying ain’t they?

"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

the password is “shoelaces”

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

So do the subtitles just not change for the entire play or what

One morning I finished off the orange juice and when my mom sat down to Breakfast she said “What fool hath drunk all and left me not?” while shaking the empty container in my face. English Professors should not be allowed to reproduce.

hey? shoutout to cumin. fucking love those funky little seeds theyve done so much for us

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

ya know, I really appreciate how ugly the creators of avatar made Zuko in the earlier stories….they Knew fans traditionally drool over cute villains. They saw that shit coming and decided no, you’re all gonna WAIT until his fucking character arc hits. he needed to EARN his hotness. evil glorifying horny demons were denied access to the show. I respect that

things are awful and will remain awful for a very long time so here is a picture of two chickens with little handmade knitted capes on. Someone must love these chickens a lot to make them little chicken capes. They look so warm and lovely in their little chicken capes.

is this real.

one of the best things about teaching middle school is that they’re young enough to see me as an authority figure despite the fact that i’m pretty young for a teacher but they’re old enough to understand and laugh at the concept of phases, and what i’m really getting at here is that i lost control of my classroom for a couple of minutes today because i told them that i had an emo phase when i was their age

judging by the amount of shrieking in the room you’d think i was torturing them but really it was because i told them my favorite band at the time was evanescence