‘Tis Peak, My Lord!

good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

And all the people said 🙏

I think those three bulletpoints is all an OSHA maia really needs

Makes you wonder how many times each of Tolkien’s infamous trouble makers have been written up

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

The only pride flag I care about anymore

awesome, just awesome

Now with RFID

Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

…I mean they literally were in the closet…

THEY WERE LITERALLY IN THE CLOSET!!!

Reblog to make C.S. Lewis turn over in his grave

Israel definetely rigged it

Fucking, this^^^

I refuse to believe Israel actually got that many points

That was my first thought when they got that many

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK NOT FUCKING ISRAEL

Points are good, but not paid points

Greece participating with a song about the genocide of the Greek people only for the Greek jury to give points to Israel, who is actively participating in genocide🤡

this jury vote is a hate crime actually