Anyone wanna date?

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

Reblogging this again bc it slaps

gets on one of those giant lily pads and just serenely floats into the horizon never to be seen again

Got that tgirl slouch so bad my sternum cracks when I stand up straight

Shrimp t girl. Remember your posture

Need someone to crack my spine like a whip.

livet er en hammer og jeg er muldvarpen

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

heely doc martens

opening your windows mid-autumn while it’s raining and the fog is laying low and all you can see is the lush green of trees is how u hit god-tier