Scarlett Berry

Alex: ...so, are we gonna talk about what happened the other night?

Scarlett: What happened?

Alex: Ahah, I see. I get it.

Alex: Listen S, I think we both know what's going on here and while I'm always down to play around with you...I'm not sure we should anymore if being with me is gonna cause you emotional stress.

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Scarlett: lol are you breaking up with me?

Alex: hah baby girl, no, I just don't want having sex with me to fuck you up any further.

Scarlett: What is it with you Clarington's and thinking you can just get into my head and pretend you know what I'm feeling?

Alex: Maybe cause your big tough wall isn't as unbreakable as you pretend it is and you're completely transparent.

Scarlett: Al, it was an accident and I was drunk. I had just spent the entire evening with him and the professor.

Scarlett: If your feelings are hurt 'cause I didn't say your name maybe /you're/ the one we should worry about.

Alex: Ah, there's that deflection I love so much.

Scarlett: See? You love me. Tsk.

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Yes, yes, you’re better than the average girl; I think our time together proved at least that much. 

In any case, I’ll text you the details about when and where we’re meeting up. Don’t ignore my texts anymore or else I’ll blow up yours and Alex’s phones the next time you two are trying to hook up.

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Mm, damn right I am. Don’t you forget it, hotshot.

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I mean, I guess it’s fun to learn new things but this wasn’t exactly the kind of information I thought I’d be sharing when I got up today… Yes, I just watched and I jerked myself off afterwards. Not the funnest night for me. Cock rings are interesting; I haven’t decided if I like them– Wait a minute, how did we even get to this sort of discussion?! We were talking about going out for a karaoke night; are you coming out with me and Blaine?

Oh, whatever; he and I aren’t married just because we like being in a committed relationship..

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Well you should know by now that a life with me is a life full of surprises. Ew, she didn’t even jerk you off? She must not have liked you very much.I would have at least jerked you off. But that’s just another reason why I’m better than everyone else. I think you’d enjoy a cock ring with the right person. Me. What? Oh my god, I don’t know. You started it I’m sure. Yeah, yeah, if I have to. I’ll go.

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There were a few here and there that have wanted to use them and I’m a pretty easy-going kind of guy so I went with it… Is it really that big of a deal? I like being a top more so than a bottom so I didn’t particularly like the toys being used on me but I like using them with other people. Uh… there was one guy who was a switch that wanted to try a double-ended dildo; that was OK but not especially convenient. There was a girl who loved the idea of putting her fate in my hands via a remote-controlled vibrator bullet. Lots of fun for me but I just watched, so…

Oh, also I’ve used a cock ring once; that was torture.

I mean, yeah, I suppose when you put it that way it makes sense but still… You’re hot enough to be able to get whoever you want, whenever you want.

[Private]

It’s not a big deal it’s just funny to me and I like learning new things about you because I expect you to be really boring and then you go and give me a tidbit that isn’t boring and keep me around for a moment. The vibrator bullet is definitely something I would try. I know it’s hard to believe but sometimes I like to be at the mercy of my partner. I just don’t really trust anyone enough to get to that point casually so I’ve only done it a few times with Danny. Vibrating panties in public could be a lot of fun, I’ve always wanted to try that.  You just watched? And then? She didn’t do anything for you? Not that anyone is entitled for pay back - women’s empowerment or some shit - but like, I feel like I would give back for that.

Cock rings are fun, though! Whoever you used it with must’ve been bad.

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Hey, I’m not that vanilla. Granted, I’m not as edgy as you are, but still… The toys didn’t occur to me; they’re not exactly my thing so I don’t use them on my own accord. Have you ever used a strap-on with a guy before? Or is pegging not your thing?

I’m not shaming masturbation; I dig a good jerk-off in the shower after a long day but if I could have a person instead, I’d take it in a heartbeat.

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You’re kind of vanilla though. I’m so intrigued by this “on my own accord” statement...like...who have you used them with? What did you use? No, actually, I haven’t. Not saying I wouldn’t, necessarily, but I just haven’t. Also I’m a selfish lover with men because I want to be fucked and they get to come while they’re fulfilling my needs, then we’re done. Yeah, no,  I’ve only used one with girls. They’re more fun because they can go for hours.

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Yeah, of course, because we’re friends, Red. Not because we we’ve fucked each other. And sorry, can’t relate– I only let people get me off. I don’t use toys unless they’re with a partner. Knowing you, you should be able to hook up whenever you want that you don’t have to resort to a shower head.

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God, it was just a joke. How sad that you only rely on others to get yourself off. Wait, you use toys? Why have we never talked about this? Here I thought you were all vanilla. You holding out on me and not sharing your kinky side? I can absolutely find a hook up whenever I want, that isn’t the point. Getting myself off isn’t sad, babe, I don’t know who shamed you for masturbating but they were wrong. People are draining.

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Yes, despite your rough exterior I know there’s endearing berry nougat at your core. … What do you use your shower head for?

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You would know what was at my core wouldn’t you? ...are you joking? Oh how cute, your boyfriend’s naivety must be rubbing off on you. I use it to get off, Green. The vibrating water is nice for the lady bits- also it never lets you down. Or leaves you.

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Yes, I find it endearing. Karaoke will be fun– especially if you got up in front of everyone and sang a kick-ass song. I’m sure your shower head thinks you’re an amazing performer. I’ll be sure to bring a bottle of Jack the next time we hang out for drinks– that’s a start, right?

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Endearing. I don’t think that word has ever been used about me before. Ha, that’s not what I use my shower head for. That’s a very good start, babe. 

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Just a bit, but never mind– it’s not important.

Oh yeah? You like when I point out the obvious to you? Karaoke will be fun; you and hoot and holler at other people singing and if you won’t sing then you can bust a move or rap or something. Come on, it’ll be fun.

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Yeah, gets me all worked up. Surely you like it when I call you a dick, huh? Karaoke will be no fun whatsoever but I will go with you. The things I do for you go against everything in my moral code and you owe me- no, the tattoo doesn’t cancel this out. 

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Okay, you’re missing the point…

Do you think you’ll be able to maintain some civility for the time we’re all hanging out? I think we both know you’re kind of a bitch even when you’re trying to be nice, but of course there’ll be alcohol so hopefully that’ll keep you happy. I was thinking we could all go to a karaoke bar.

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Am I?

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Not exactly. Imagine if I started having sex with Rachel and told you about it; I don’t think you’d appreciate the image, would you?

Uh, but we’re friends. I get that you don’t want to be friends with anybody and hate the world or whatever emo/goth shtick you’re trying to perpetuate… But I think it could be a lot of fun.

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Mm, I think it wouldn’t matter too much. We’re identical in every way except our personalities. It would be just like imagining you and I having sex. Also you would never have sex with Rachel, she’s a prude.

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Blaine is satisfying me just fine, thanks– as I’m sure Alex is with you.

I was going to ask you if you’d want to come out with me and Blaine; I really want to be able to hang out with both of you in the same room some time and I figure the three of us going out for a night would be an easy way to break the ice. 

[Private]

Ohh, seems like a touchy subject. What’s wrong, Hunt? Jealous of your sister?

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Alright, there’s really no reason for you to shut me out when I haven’t been a complete dick to you… recently. Come on, I thought we were friends?

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Ugh, we are friends or whatever. What are you so desperate to get in touch with me for? Blaine not satisfying you? Well, I’m sorry to say that my vag is closed for the evening. I’m tired from spending the night with you sister.