Hairspray connoisseur

OH MY GOD JESSE

i'm a stuilly truther til the day i die but i have to appreciate the stu x tatum relationship while it lasted. my bi4bi height difference ragebaiter x ragebaited low longevity high chemistry gem. they were gonna have a messy breakup in university that splits the friend group in half and start dating their respective best friends. every duo dance battle hated to see them coming

i just love how most of phil's friends growing up were girls and his favorite celebrities have always been women and he never allowed anyone to mock his mostly female audience and he doesn't play into the tendency for gay men to show disgust for women's bodies etc etc phil was always destined to queen out

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

Anything bloodhound gang for stu

YESYESYES