A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream.

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

dio brando would be so much happier if he was in vampire the masquerade instead of jojo's bizarre adventure

he wants to be doing ruthless vampire politics so bad but he's getting punched to death by a guy with Powers instead

they're saying bloodletting is the new foreplay

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty