Her

never encountered a problem biting didnt fix

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

oh no the book series i loved as a kid is irritating me now :(

I hate when this happens 😭 especially when I was still reading them and starting to realize I wasn’t really liking them anymore

it's really a heartbreak of a different kind 😔

also every time they tune into a news broadcast, the announcer is just then so very conveniently starting a recap. i know it’s a book but there has to be a better way than starting every news tv/radio broadcast with “so to repeat our top story” UGH

and this has happened three times. i can excuse once. once that they conveniently tune in at the right time for a recap. but THRICE? nuh uh.

(Flirting) Im gonna kill and eat you. Im going to hunt you down and rip your throat out with my teeth just to feel your pulse in my mouth