The Magical Negress

just trying to be his favorite girl, his soft spot, his weakness, his “nah i’m good, i got somebody” reason.

I'm so sorry guys, I have a bunch of stuff comming, I swear...

This. Please remember that he committed blatant market manipulation by not disclosing that he owned shares of Twitter when he was fucking with the stock market. The SEC was watching him very closely already, and so when the cost became more than what the entire company was worth, he had no choice. Remember when he had his gaggle of lawyers try to get him out of it by saying Twitter didn't disclose all of the information? That wasn't Twitter, it was him trying desperately to get out of a purchase he didn't want in the first place.