being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider
It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait
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Xuebing Du

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider
It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

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Absolutely the fuck not. Fuck off.
warhammer 40k armor
"FOOD FOR THE FOOD BOWL!"
MEASURE NEVER
CUT WHENEVER
LIVE FOREVER
DIE ON ANY HILL
CHASE DESIRE
FUCK AIR FRYER
FRIES ON FIRE
EARTHQUAKE DRILL
🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐
Even the goat is tired of not burning.

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HE HAS FALLEN. LONG LIVE THE WIND
All hail the wind bringer of good fortune for 2026!!
The Gävlebocken has been dismantled for the year (cowards) but I leave you with this philosophical gem from the live stream's comment section:
Happy 2024, everybody! Watch out for birds.
Happy 2025, everybody! Watch out for wind!
Pantone is getting dragged and I never expected to see that.
Having thought about it, "Cloud dancer" is really the perfect bullshit color for the bullshit year of 2026. It's gonna be the year of the tech billionaire, so of course the color of the year is tech white, AKA the landlord special.
Welcome to the technofascist future, bitches. It's white.
the jokes write themselves
I love this addition
Pantone can't miss
oooop wait I guess they can
STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME
Recession indicator: the Pantone color of the year is literally nothing.
After everything thats happened this year a mild arson of a certain goat would be nice way to end it

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I need to see the gävle goat burn solely for the fact of my curiosities in what a burning straw goat looks like on a screenshot
IT'S GOAT-BURNIN' SEASON, Y'ALL.
nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for
The goat is assembled!!!
IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Black panther poster. Just as relevant today
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME. POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE. ASK YOURSELF, WHAT KINDS OF A WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS? IT'S A WORLD WERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, A WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SAT- ISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR G6OVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PR0FITS, THE WORK WON'T GET DONE.

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This is exactly my brand of stupid, for the record.
Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr
This is also what I say when I'm sad and need Tumblr to help with that.