too bi to function

its always the beginning of the rest of your life so you basically dont even have to worry about anything because literally every second is alive with fresh potential. shouldnt we be celebrating this every day shouldnt we be skipping in the streets

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

my writing gland is purple and swollen

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Red scare ( 1917- present), colorized

i always fall for opening the comments section and then go ahhh right i forgot. the concept of nuance and non-universal experiences just doesn't exist to some people

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

not only can i identify exactly what the pattern is, how it formed and why it formed i also cant change it

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’