86.2% Human; 13.8% None Of Your Business

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[ID from notes:] Image 1: A photo of George and Lori during a concert. George is wearing a blue jean shirt and holds a guitar. Lori is wearing a blue polkadot shirt, and both are smiling. Second image: A black and white close-up photo of George and Lori's faces. [End IDs.]

i support women's wrongs

can every writer and director in hollywood just get in a big big room and pinky promise to not release a movie about wwii for like 5 years. every summer we have to hear about a movie called Platoon about the untold story of one platoon who had to carry one mechanical part across occupied france and without it the allies would have lost the war. it stars every white actor in the UK

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

Actually you SHOULD make problematic content. You SHOULD explore dark or taboo topics. You SHOULD have a space where you can cope with your traumas or explore sensitive topics in a way that doesn't hurt anyone.

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me