Could Be Dangerous

Didn't I tell you, you were gonna break down Didn't I warn you, didn't I warn you? Better take it easy, try to find a way out Better start believing in yourself

Such a fave

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

me

@mostlycatsmostly

Aren’t pants cut like this for first responders supposed to increase mobility? Like. They’re cut like that and made from the fabric they are for a reason my guy..

Can I bee all three?

Overqualified