[ maladroit ]

i'm a them fatale

my gender is a mystery but i am very sexy and dangerous

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

sorry bro i cant hang out today i used up all my mana

Please help me prove a point. Reblog this if you love Christopher Eccleston's Doctor.

no gender im FERAL

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

No Distorb

Disturb’nt

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

Proper Latin headcanon accepted.

Whos the blacksmith out there moulding titty armour to every strong female character more accurately than the bra fitter at Victorias Secret

Tis I, Mandick the titty smithy.