CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE BIRD KIND

immense psychic & physical damage being dealt to my person, more at 11

indeed.com needs to stop sending me emails about job postings from the lesbian couple who desperately wanted me to be their third & would proposition me when I was working next door to their place of business

every time I think hey it’s okay falafel cant hurt you maybe it wasn’t so bad = oh fuck oh ouch lying on the ground writhing in pain for hours why have I been forsaken

besides cackling with glee at her desk during reagan’s televised funeral gotta say my fourth grade teacher was such a real one I should have appreciated her more & given her less grief. She should have been paid a million dollars a school year fr. As an adult it’s easy to see how incredibly tolerant of shenanigans she was 😂 she let me wear my bucket hats in class a couple times a week despite it being against dress code, didn’t fuss when I’d just start snacking out of my desk during lessons, let me read my own books in class & take notes on them for personal research purposes (dictionary, the bible bc people were annoying so I said okay what’s all this then, reference books, warrior cats), would let me regale her at length about orca & road runner facts, would assign me extra independent work of what the class was learning bc she could tell I was bored as fuck, and would often let me just wander out of class to go sit quietly in the hallway or whatever