We need an angel, or something that looks like one

alrighty, now that ive done the main blorbos i will be going through the avatars in semi-chronological order!!! Of when we meet them, so even though we get to lots of statements before we meet michael im just going by onpod lines rn. DO YOU THINK I ADDED ENOUGH SPIRALS???

Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001.

Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus.

At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor.

“Come on, self, don’t make it weird.  It’s just a cave.”

*reads article*

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

2. Crashed at 21:30, but i woke up multiple times during the night

3. 4:10 am and i started doing homework

4. NO

5. ofc i do i have one big teddy, then one small teddy, then my first plushie ever which should be a dragon but looks more like a donkey so we called it "ciucciodrago" (ciuccio is dialect for asino which is donkey) then an autism creature i made, two kitties i made, harethur Lester which i also made and then a hermit crab my mother gifted to me

6. genderfluid and agender you guys rock

7. purple which is ironic since my fav is yellow

salami and cracker

11:30? i think?

probably 6:30…

yes… when i am sleepy ….

yuh huh!! i have a big mushroom plushie and an amorphous batman blob that i cuddle

women (basic (im a dyke)) but also! genderqueer!

probablly neon orange….. but i like most colors!

granola bar 🥰

I DON'T KNOW maybe like... 12:45-1:00... I was tired

ooughh like. 9:00 (eight full hours of sleep !!!!! this is so rare for me)

YES ::(

YEAH I have three on my bed rn 🥰 duck (matching with my best friend), corgi Thing (qlsooo from her) and this freaky long cat thing from my other friend, her name is Debby

dunnoo if they have specific names for specific sets of neopronouns but ? neopromouns usersss ooo... I rememeber seeing big long comprehensive lists of neopronouns and thinking they were so epic

y'know the color of those butter or snot flavored jellybeans. ickkyy color and icky candy I do not like

Not a DAMN clue

Probably an hour go or less

Sometimes but most of the time absolutely not.

Well there’s: Willoughby the Buffalo, Mimikyu, A white cat with pink wings that @featured-the-creature gave me, a plush dog that looks like and is named after my childhood dog: Stryker, Luffy and two Laboons (one big and one small) that mom crocheted, and a couple of others I can’t remember rn

I quite enjoy the people who looked at gender and said: “No thanks” like Agender, Nonbinary, Voidgender, etc.

Uhhhhh I’m not sure I actually quite like most colours… But if I had to pick then like the colour of cat puke, yk? That dull greenish-yellowish shit.

2. Around 1:09 am

3. First 4:23, then around 9-10:00

4. Yes a lot actually

5. Yes! Usually a frog i named Muriel :3

6. Good question i have no idea

7. Anything neon that does NOT need to be neon

2. like 11:00

3. 8:45

4. no, not particularly

5. yes, obviously. I sleep with a dinosaur also named muriel

6. people with xenogenders are cool. though being agender is also a vibe

7. beige

went to sleep at 3:30 am

woke up at 9:30am

it varies

yes many

honestly cloudgender and colourgender. But the thing is im genderfluid so sometimes those are mine. There are no genders that are not occasionally mine.

orange. I quite emphatically dislike orange

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Omg idk but early it was 21h33 i think or 9h33pm

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8am

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Yeah sometimes. Depends. Dunno

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YES YES YES

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i love all the colors tbh bro

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Omg my fav gender is gender fluid cuz what do u mean u can be everything bro thats amazing asf

Thanks for the tag

Mac and cheese

accidently fell asleep at 11:00 pm but then woke back up and went to sleep on purpose at around 1:00 am

10:00 am ish??

only when i get really overwhelmed/fatigued lol

not usually but it's not unheard of

gender non conforming is really cool to me

that's a good question... hmmm... neon green maybe?

Vegetables...

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3am😭😭😭😭😭

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

8am!!

4. Do you ever shut up?

Depends on who I'm with and context but generally nope

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

YES but I rarely hug them anymore RAHH

6. What is your favourite gender? Not your gender. Your favourite.

People who use they/them pronouns they're all so kool

7. What is your least favourite colour?

Neon lime. EW.

2. Almost 3am, but it was a friday night

3. ... 10?

4. nope! ;3

5. Of course

6. Women <33 (and Agender & Faegender)

7. Barf.

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

like 12 am

7:14 am

very rarely

i have a blajah (ikea shark but idk how to spell it)

pangenders r cool

orange isnt great

around 11:00

7:06

sometimes

always

i have a freinds who sold there gender on the black market and that’s cool

yellow green vomit color

ii. N/A

iii. N/A

iv. depends

v. don't sleep. I downwardly spiral while contemplating reality with stuffed animals.

vi. your gender

vii. any colours that aren't the colours I like

Tw knives