Angel the Extraterrestrial Biological Entity

Dear diary, Mood: Apathetic

The whole world is against me. Just because i’m so popular. I’m spreading like wildfire and I am showing no signs of stopping now. Why do they want to flatten my curve. Why can’t I get the love I deserve.  If this were a job, they would fire us, but they can’t. For I am a virus.

alton: and the next item up for auction is… a guillotine! win this item and you earn the right to decapitate one of your opponents.

chef 1: i see this sabotage and i’m thinking, i can handle this. i’ve worked in michelin star restaurants, i’ve made a soufflé on an electric burner in the sahara desert, this is nothing.

It’s worth living for moments just like this one.  ©