Whoops

Does anyone know what day it is today?

like junetember 75th i think

march 33rd

its frickin april?

bullshit

It’s fucking Christmas you morons

It’s the 88th day of Christmas

it’s october 195

It’s like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020

It’s 4pm. Days and months don’t exist, only 4pm.

It is simultaneously 3am and 5pm and there are no other times

Thus proof human kind has entered the Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul.

You know that eerie twilight zone feeling you get in the quiet between 1 and 2 am? That, but always. That is the date.

It is September 9728th, 1993

This post is wholesome

The only reason I know what day it is so far is because I’ve been playing Animal Crossing New Horizons every day. :p

No it’s Tuesday the 3nd of Febarchpilmay, 2002

Yes the answer is, “how am I doing what?”

Bout to watch Cats out of sheer curiosity let’s go

This can’t be legal

Bout to watch Cats out of sheer curiosity let’s go

Super relatable

Hid behind a lamp once mid conversation, and everyone was aware but laughed it off or ignored it, uhhhm ya kinda don’t do the social thing :’)