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This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:
He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
It really pisses me off that naberius tern, who trained his whole life to use the rapier, will never know that Gideon, who nearly beat him, only trained with it for three months
But it really makes me sad that Aiglamene, who kept disarming Gideon in three moves during training and declared her up to the standard of the worst cavalier, will never know she disarmed Magnus Quinn, a perfectly respectable cavalier, in three moves.
historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them
they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

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matthias helvar’s character arc is actually so fucking beautiful because he actively chooses to change his viewpoint of the world. he instinctually thinks something bad, and then stops and reminds himself to give it a second thought. he sees in hindsight how his old life was poisoning him. he wants to help others who had been in his position, even if they can’t see the poison on their own yet.

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UM WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS HAS BEEN OUT FOR 8 YEARS AND I’VE NEVER SEEN IT?! THIS IS SO GOOD?!
the greatest couple of all time.
i'm such a loser why has the fact that we never got the ice court heist on our screens actually bedridden me today i'm so sad
Just a friendly reminder that the only bet Kaz Brekker ever lost was based on his unshakable belief that a father had to love his son
Wylan’s the ONLY crow with an objectively bad parent.
Yes half of them are orphans but Kaz had a loving dad and Matthias a loving mother (I don’t remember a dad mentioned)
Nina is an orphan orphan so she didn’t have any parents.
And then Inej and Jesper have amazing parents.
i love how you read matthias through the others’ povs in the first half of six of crows and he’s this unstable boy who hates all of them, wants at least two of them dead, and seems one bad hour away from betraying them all and crawling back to his genocidal maniac commander daddy.
and then you get to matthias’s chapters and he’s just,

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never forget: “Jesper threw open the door, revealing a grand entryway and his shockingly bright combination of turquoise waistcoat and houndstooth trousers. The ensemble shouldn’t have worked, but Zoya was forced to admit it did” (rule of wolves 370).
…even zoya had to admit that jesper made the most godawful outfit combinations work somehow
Grishaverse reread except you take a shot every time a man pathetically yearns