*removes one earbud* fuck you want

I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.

This is my new favorite thing now

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

Franklin??????????????

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

do you guys think jesus was hung

no i think he was crucified

That’s not a deer. It’s a donkey. So this caption makes zero sense

…can’t tell if sarcasm

please look at a picture of a donkey side by side with this picture and try that one again