what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

The only regret in my life is that I said a "sorry" while they deserved a "fuck off".

valid in an anxiety way and a covid way

🙃

there's a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated

she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant

that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is. she’s at it again

Our parents really have undiagnosed mental illnesses and we just gotta deal with the problems that come with that

To cite someone from Russian twitter: "If you don't feel like going to therapist, don't worry — your kids will"

sometimes being a girl is just about being a little sleepy all the time

dont talk to me or my 47 stuffed animals ever again