oh, sweet chocobos, you set my soul at ease

I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad

ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”

You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

?? they made the minions immortal???

Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever

They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.

since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?

See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.

Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?

Not god per se but… something.

Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs

So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?

But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie

there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels

No one wants to talk about the fact that they worked with Napoleon means the minions canonically participated in the trans Atlantic slave trade

Finally a new observation that doesn’t have to do with corn

That was two weeks ago

Oh god no let me go check on him

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

what if god was one of us…

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

y'all are still out here with urls like yaoilover09.......embarrassing

wow thanks

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

this is the only fucking post on this entire fucking site

I have been trying to find this video for like…a whole year

I really really really hate that last image

I hate it too

@high-class-angel

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