Lovers in a half shell

That turned four reptiles into dudes

But you don't really care for turtles, do ya?

It started with crime, up on Fourth and Smith

Their minor falls, their major lifts

The baffled rat raising cowabunga

Cowabunga, Cowabunga

Cowabunga, Cowabunga

Your faith was strong, but you needed proof

You saw them jumping on the roof

Their mystery in the moonlight overthrew you

When Foot tied you to a kitchen chair

They broke their bones, ya rode with them through the air

And from your lips, they drew the Cowabunga!

Cowabunga, Cowabunga

Cowabunga, Cowabunga

You say the rat died in vain

I don't even know his name

But if I did, well, really, what good's it do ya?

There's a flash of green in every move

Their existence, you'll never prove

Are they rightous or wicked? Cowabunga

Cowabunga, Cowabunga

Cowabunga, Cowabunga

I did my best, it wasn't much

I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch

I've told the truth, but you think I'm trying to fool ya

And even though it all went wrong

I'll train until I get strong

With nothing on my tongue but Cowabunga

It's not as polished as I'd prefer (downside of having issues around being heard singing), but for what it is I like it well enough.

I'm releasing it before I overthink it further. lol

YOU DID SO GREAT!!! AHHHHHHHSJFJSHDHSJ Your deeper intonation gave it a harrowing aspect to it!

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

Employee: Hey boss, can I ask you a question real quick?

Boss: I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to take the orders and deliver the pizza.

Employee: That's the thing, I got this weird order just now, from these four guys with long Italian names. They wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and I quote 'the weirdest combination of things you can possibly imagine.' But the address they gave me was a manhole cover.

Boss: Just a random manhole cover?

Employee: No, no, a specific one.

Boss: Oh, okay. What's the problem, then?

Employee: It's just that a few minutes later, I got another order from guys with, I'm pretty sure, just the same long Italian names but shortened, and they also wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and-

Boss: -the weirdest combination of things you could possibly imagine.

Employee: Exactly. But the address this time was the building next to the manhole cover.

Boss: That's quite a coincidence.

Employee: Is it? Cause on both calls there was a lot of chit-chat in the background, and I think that one of the guys was worried that we wouldn't deliver to a manhole cover.

Boss: That's ridiculous. We're a pizza shop in New York, of course we deliver to manhole covers.

Employee: Do you think I should bring both orders, or bank on it being the same one?

Employee 2 (E2): Hey, are you guys talking about the manhole boys on 35th?

E1: That's the one!

E2: Okay. What you're gonna want to do is bring both orders to that general area, and some guys in trench coats will take it off your hands.

Boss: Please don't give our pizzas to just random people in trench coats.

E2: Nah, it's them. Trust me, I know these guys.

Boss: You do? What's their deal?

E2: Eh, it's complicated.

Boss: Sum it up in four words.

NOOOOOO!! We were all so excited to see the last ronin!! 😭😭😭🤧 they gotta bring it back someday!! And let’s hope paramount makes the turtles look sexy!!

i'mma specifically need those fucking brats who try to associate art style to their little shitbird pissbaby anti 'onoez tehr a tcestomatic pwoshippor' thinly veiled shield to try and go halfcocked after rando ass artists to fkkn eat my left buttcheek's fat stores cuz i barely did fuckall to make them look different